This unusual KU team continues to set unexpected precedents.
~The sixteen point W over Kent State was the first ugly blowout ever recorded since the athletic supporter was invented.
~Reputed OAD Kelly Oubre finally got the first of the usual two allotted OAD show-case games against lesser opponents in meaningless games for brand-building and accomplished something no other OAD has ever done. While playing with exemplary efficiency, something OADs often do not accomplish in these rim-gimme games, Kelly actually held himself to 20 points! The previous reputed low score in a brand-builder was 25, though the Petroleum OAD Basketball Institute's web site, which tracks this stat was down and this fact could not be confirmed.
~Former OAD and former TAD Wayne Selden took his play against poor teams to a new low, by shooting 1-7, while trey shooting his way further into the mother-of-all three-point slumps. Wayne's trey slump now extends from the start of his freshman season to the mid point of his sophomore season. He also showed that 50% FT shooting was within his grasp as well.
~Reputed OAD Cliff Alexander showed that he could not foul, but could score efficiently and play only 13 minutes against a mid major. We can only hope Self was resting him, unlike Frank Mason for the grind of the season.
~Reputed 4AD Landen Lucas showed he could board productively, shoot poorly and collect 3 fouls all in only 15 minutes against a mid major.
~Brannen Greene showed that he could do nothing constructive but make 2 FTs in 7 minutes, at a time when KU is arguably so short handed in the back court as to be called handless.
~Reputed 17-year old Ukrainan phenom and reputed certain future NBA draft choice Sviatslov Mykhailuk, whom many, including yours truly, thought had the right stuff early on, shot his way further into the Marianas Trench of all three point shooting slumps and completely squandered 13 minutes of D1 college basketball proving that either Mike Fratello and Bob Hill don't know their asses from bupkas, or Bill Self has found a top secret new way to foul up a promising young player. or Vladimir Putin is using a Tesla Tower somewhere in Siberia to fornicate with the mind of our favorite Ukrainian.
~Bill Self completely left the planet and played Frank Mason 3.0, the only credible, physically fit, starting point guard within a 50-mile radius of Allen Field House, 35 minutes in a meaningless game against a mid major with a 15-20 point lead during "the time of getting better." In doing this, Self both exposed Mason 3.0 to unnecessary wear and tear and injury immediately before the start of the conference grind, but he also missed an opportunity to give Evan Manning more than 2 flipping minutes of preparation PT for the near certainty that Mason 3.0 will get injured during a conference round robbin schedule. Rumors are that the inability of KU to play inside-out has led Self into an altered state of consciousness that as yet has no diagnostic reference in psychiatric manuals. One Jungian psychiatrist consulted said that what Self did was a mythical equivalent of Alfred Lord Tennyson having the Light Brigade ride an additional thousand unnecessary miles BEFORE writing:
"Half a league half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred..."
An utterly unprecedented and inexplicable coaching move. Perhaps Self can have Frank play 40mpg in the next game--30 at pg and 10 at low post--to play him into still better shape for the coming grind.
~Hunter Mickelson was given 3 minutes against a team that might have allowed him some chance at building confidence, indicating that Self will now place Mickelson back in the cryogenic suspended animation for the rest of the season, and that Hunter was only thawed to try to motivate Jamari Traylor through his arrest episode.
~Speaking of Traylor, he proved that with 21 minutes of PT against a mid major in his junior season that he can rock for 8 points and 3 rebounds with only 3 TOs and 2 personal fouls. Hunter Mickelson? We don't need no stinking Hunter Mickelson.
~And last but by barely least, Perry Ellis gutted it out inside for 7-14 FGs and 8 reebs without practicing a single step out 3pta of the kind that will be absolutely imperative against 70% of the teams KU plays in conference and 100% of the teams KU would meet in March, were it to get an invite.
In the end, this Kent State game may have been played for no one but Bill Self. This was a nostalgia game for Self . He seemed kind of sentimental about it. He played this game as if it were an old pre-OAD season with good big men and actual draft choices ready to play. As if he had all the pieces of a team. As if the players were experienced and could actually run the stuff. They ran all the old nostalgic high low sets. Guys squirted out for a few transition baskets. There were a few impact plays from created space. They passed the ball around to make space. They played inside out like the old days. The team got 9 steals, 8 blocks, and forced 12 TOs. It was like the old days of winning the disruption stat I invented once upon a time that I have quit keeping at all. It was classic Eddie Ball, classic old 70 point take what they give us--a 16 point win with +13 on the glass.
But it was fool's gold.
It was against a second rate team--a team that in the old days 11 guys would have been in double digit minutes of PT against.
And the FG% was 49.5%, not 59%.
And the trey shooting was 35.7%, not 39%.
And the turnovers were 15, not 8.
Next game its back to reality.
Next game its back to Perry having to take treys.
Next game its back to Cliff having to play 25-30 even though he is not ready.
Next game its back to outside in.
Next game its try to win ugly by 4, not win ugly by 16.
Next game its hope and prey Frank holds together till Devonte with his boot off can at least limp around for 5 minutes.
Next game it is back to Oubre tallying 12 if he's lucky.