...in a grocery store parking lot, killed my cell phone and left me stranded waiting for a tow in a torrential downpour that never came, so I missed the most unbelievable win of a season full of unbelievable wins?
I am soaking wet in front of my flipping computer, because I tried to run home in the rain, but am too flipping old to make it, and instead got picked up by the road side service, returned to the car, jumpstarted the car, and got home just seconds after the game ended and I am reading over the box score and watching what few feeds I can find, because I can't get logged into my arch nemesis CBS to watch a replay of KU beating Failor with two Landen Lucas free throws at the end of a 67-65 victory by KU that appears literally statistically impossible to have occurred based on the box score and game stats. To wit:
FG% KU 41.8% BU 42.9%
FT% KU 80% BU 81.8%
3pt% KU 25% BU 44.4%
REBs KU 27 BU 35
PFs KU 13 BU 18
How could this HAPPEN???????
Did KU's sixth man, Scott Drew, cause his team to shoot to few treys and foul us too much? Was it that simple?
How did Self and Company figure out a way to win making only 25% on 20 treys, while getting out rebounded +8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG!!!! OMG!!!!! OMG!!!!!!
Did Pompeo and General Kellogg conduct a coup during the night and take over the Deep State from the Obama in Exile gubmint and turn the entire Deep State apparatus against Failor for 40 minutes before dismantling it for ever?
Has Trump restored the republic, when it seemed his political goose had been cooked by the Flynn fiasco?
Did Putin and Assange get together and dump something on Failor onto Wikileaks?
Was the game played in a parallel universe called WacoPrime?
What gives here?
How did Self do it?
How did the most insanely brilliant coach of his generation do it?
Did Self play junk zone the entire game, or press every possession?
Neither Mitch Lightfoot, nor Dwight Coleby are mentioned as getting ANY PT at all.
Vick had 6 rebounds!!! Did Vick play post, when Lucas took a blow?
Help me, help me, help me, I think I'm going INSANE...with....JOY!!!!!!!
Was Malik given a Mission Impossible latex mask to look like someone and did he play?
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN??????????
(Note: almost forgot--all fiction and kidding around regarding our noble fellow Kansans Pompeo, Kellogg and our President and the goofy news swirling these days. No malice either. Rock Chalk Washington DC Jayhawks!)