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FAKE NEWS SUMMARY JANUARY 22, 2018

MOHAMD BAMBA said he felt abandoned by Shorthorn fans and will transfer to Lawrence by morning. NOT.

BOB HUGGINS just finished losing 197 pounds and shot a spot for Jenny Craig. NOT.

PRESIDENT TRUMP is sending D-CIA Mike Pompeo to Lawrence for the rest of the home games to eaves drop on opposing team huddles in order to give KU and unfair advantage on all inbounds plays. NOT.

BRUCE WEBER was given an interim extension of 3:42:11. NOT.

BRUCE WEBER just signed an endorsement contract with Breck shampoo and will become the spokesperson for Breck's new line called "helmet hair--extra dry." NOT.

(Note: all fake, all the time.)

Bill Self named next Team USA coach. To be fed top 5 star talent every year.

"Buckets Fans Remain Confident for Season Despite Early KU Setbacks"

Billy Preston cleared by the NCAA, says there’s no place like Kansas upon return.

@jaybate-1.0 The WV defense takes on the mantra of "no blood no foul"... oh, sorry that one is true!

KU athletic department has just released this statement: Sheahon Zenger has resigned his position. Zenger went on to say he knows this will be a huge disappointment to KU alums and fans, but he has felt the deep desire to return where his college education all started, either Fort Hays State or MidAmerica Nazarene University.

Gunman said:

KU athletic department has just released this statement: Sheahon Zenger has resigned his position. Zenger went on to say he knows this will be a huge disappointment to KU alums and fans, but he has felt the deep desire to return where his college education all started, either Fort Hays State or MidAmerica Nazarene University.

Follow up story: "Zenger's Resignation Speech Available on PPV"

@mayjay since SZ is gone I get his seat and definitely enjoy the game more than the sour puss!

@Gunman and @mayjay

Shared PHOF

New 30 for 30 "AD. The inside story of a man whom KU fans loved. Hear riveting testimonies from KU fans in the Flint Hills and Western Kansas of how they didn't even need to watch games on cable. Listen to the impassioned fans in the stands of one of histories worst football teams, one of whom even said "I can't imagine how many more games we'd lost if we'd had a less competent AD"

Crimsonblue22 said: since SZ is gone I get his seat and definitely enjoy the game more than the sour puss!

I believe l broke the story so l get the seat, but any home games l can't make I'll leave the ticket at "The Wheel"!

@Gunman

Oh boy...like Christmas in January.👍🍾

@Gunman you can have the away games!🤣

Breaking News: Trae Young discovers just before tonight's tip-off that his birth name is actually "Deuce". The revelation is so disappointing he goes 0-19 from behind the arc versus KU then vows never to shoot another jumper beyond 17 feet.

Doke goes 5-5 from FT line in final minute of NC Game.

@wissox said:
Doke goes 5-5 from FT line in final minute of NC Game.

**Imediately following the trophy presentation Jim Nantz asked Doke why he had become so successful at the free throw line.

Doke said "Earlier this year l was really struggling. I was really depressed. Asked coach for help and he said it was too late to change. I was almost ready to pack up and head back home when l ran across kubuckets.com on the internet.
They offered excellent advice on the art of free throw shooting. I could tell they cared about me. Every night in bed I would go to buckets and read up on their comments and suggestions.
They became my family. It was like they were talking right to me and finally I could understand someone; well you know some of them l couldn't understand and they carried on forever. But those threads helped to put me to sleep.

Without their help I would still be sent to stand in the corner late in the game. How depressing, I felt like I was in 'timeout'.

I'm going to ask coach if a few of my kubuckets.com brothers can be in the parade down Massachusetts and l want to ride with them.**

@Gunman :joy: :joy: :joy:

@Gunman brothers and sisters...

@Gunman Or...Doke was given Free Throw advice from random fan at the KU dorm.

@Gunman That is awesome.

I wonder whom among us Doke couldn't understand?

Everyone is going to eat their words about Doke's FT shooting, when he gets back to 43%.