Two Free throw attempts for a visiting team in 40 minutes of hard fought, physical Division One basketball with the home team coached by a hard nosed, defense first coach, desperately trying to get his team a W to try to find a way to stay in contention for a 14th consecutive conference title.
Who believes Coach Self stood in the locker room before the game and said, "Boys, I've got a new strategy for the game tonight. Don't foul them. Don't put them on the FT line. This is the key to beating WVU. Don't foul them. Well, maybe two FTAs, but absolutely no more. Don't get after them. Don't foul them. Don't guard them if it means fouling them and putting WVU on the FT line. DON'T DO IT and we win this baby by 6-10 points easy."
It seems a bit of a stretch to me. Self has done a lot of audacious things in his time. But who really thinks Selfian audacity explains the 2 FTAs WVU was awarded?
Scully, baby, I wanna believe!!!
But I just can't.
Two measly free throw attempts for West Virginia.
Fugggeddabout Huggie getting bounced out of the game at the end, as if to put a coup'd gras on the home job.
Two measly free throw attempts.
In 40 minutes.
I have never looked a gift horse bearing a much needed win in the mouth before, but I have to do exactly that, after watching this second, apparently farcical, near professional wrestling grade, come-from-double-digits-behind, utterly preposterous KU win over WVU.
Anyone that thinks for a picosecond that this appeared to be a fairly refereed game likely also believes that Marine radioman and CIA fake defector alum Lee Harvey Oswald rocked that Mannlicher faster and more accurately than trained snipers could; that the WTC VII was NOT dropped in a controlled demolition and was instead dropped by pigeon droppings; and that the Pentagon was hit by an airliner that archived NSA and Russian spy satellite imagery will one day co-confirm, if we are not all destroyed by nuclear war before then.
Just two lousy free throws for West Virginia University?
Well, that was some kind of incredible KU defense, wasn't it?
We can't blame it on the WVU offense, because, well, because the WVU offense played pretty well.
Self needs to bottle this new KU defense.
And then use it EVERY game.
This new KU defense is the stuff of legendary, come-from-behind victories.
Let's commemorate it to posterity as the "Two Free Throw Defense" aka the TFTD.
Everyone, me included, has said this team has had an incredible run of bad breaks and is about do for some good luck.
Well, it got a heaping, stinking, Allen Field House sized pile of luck today.
Two FTAs for the Mountaineers.
Self once famously and rightly said, "Amazing things happen in this building."
Well, its time to update and amend that memorable quote of his.
Now, its time to say: "Ridiculously unbelievable and preposterously improbable things happen in that building, too."
The Two Free Throw Defense happens in that building.
Quick, someone, help me out from this mountain of scepticism that weights me down.
Tell me that, oh, once or twice a season, visiting teams in Allen Field House are only granted two charity tosses in the Monarch of the Midlands. Tell me it happens every year.
Ready, set, go...fill in how many times a season opposing teams get 2 FTAs in 40 minutes?
Like Fox Mulder, I want to believe.
The TFTD is so staggeringly effective that an opponent can shoot 26 treys and make 50% of them, while KU shoots 22 and makes 31.8% and KU can win!!!
The TFTD is so darned effective, KU can shoot nearly the same FG%, actually be -3 on the glass, and still win it.
Well, I don't want to oversimplify. Nooooooo.
KU was in fact +5 on steals, +1 on blocks, and made 5 fewer TOs than the Mountaineers.
Yo, Huggie, what in the hell are you complaining about?
KU got 35 FTAs and your team only got 2 FTAs; that happens all the time, doesn't it?
Huggins and the Mountaineers didn't just get homed.
The got MacMansioned.
Hell, they got subdivisioned.
They got high-rise condominiumed!!!!
What did Bob Huggins do to deserve this sort of treatment of his team from the refs in Lawrence, Kansas?
Is Huggins under investigation by Bob Mueller for collusion with the Russians, now that nothing appears to be turning up about Trump and the Russians?
Is Huggie under investigation by the Fibbee agent/agent runner shizzle?
What would make referees see and call only two shooting fouls in a fast paced, 40 minute game in which they saw and called enough fouls for 35 FTAs for KU?
Did I say I am flabbergasted?
I am also frankly ashamed that something so apparently bogus occurred on a court named for the man who invented the game in the greatest arena in college basketball on an ESPN game day. Well, wait a minute. ESPN is irrelevant.
I love beating Huggie. I love bitching that his teams play too rough and try to intimidate opponents too much. I love beating his strategy with Self Ball.
But how can we say we beat them, when the game was refereed like that?
As always, one can say the referees made bad calls both ways. I can think of another 5-10 plays where KU was butchered and got no calls.
But the bottom line is that WVU faced nearly an entire game of no calls.
Disgraceful. Just disgraceful.
The game was de-refereed.
At least that is how it appeared to moi.