Playing terrible is the new good.
Self has apparently discovered that in the OAD era, the team that plays the worst wins.
KU came out mediocre, and then systematically got worse and worse, until Texas seemed not to be able to take it any more.
Twice in frustration, Barnes appeared to call for Butcher Ball more out of frustration than anything else.
Texas could stop everything KU tried.
Texas could hold KU under under .9 PPP for a half and under 1 PPP for an entire game, and still they could not separate.
Self's new Bad Ballers simply wouldn't let Texas separate. When Texas squirted into a lead, KU would close the game, so that they could get another lead. When KU got a lead, Self would coach it back to 1 or 2 point lead.
Self masterfully kept the score close the entire game.
Self refused to let either team hold onto a lead.
His Bad Ballers simply would not quit keeping it close.
The team played furiously bad to let Texas get leads and then moderately bad to close the gap down to 1 or 2.
Self's Bad Ballers leaped out to a 6 point lead in the game and and then clenched their jaws and gritted their teeth and beat themselves several times down the floor to keep it close for their coach.
It was easily the most remarkable and counter intuitive performance on a court I have ever witnessed.
Self turned the game into a FT shooting contest, by systematically reducing his team's FG% to 36% and 12% from the trey stripe.
Self seemed to coach his team into playing so bad that it elicited an unfair advantage of 32FTA for KU to 18FTAs for Texas. The referees seemed to take pity on KU for how bad it was playing the game of basketball.
Perry Ellis scored 28 points on a lousy for a big man 9-21 shooting performance that was countered by a brilliant 10-12 from the charity stripe.
Kelly Oubre showed that he can get 15 and 9 playing the softest he has ever played at KU and that is saying something.
Frank Mason pulled off the near statistical impossibility of driving repeatedly to the iron, going 5-13 and getting to the FT line only 1 time!!!!!!
And all most as a foreshadowing of Self's and the team's commitment to finding themselves as Bad Ballers, Cliff Alexander, perhaps the biggest bust in the history of OADs may have ended his tepid KU career not with a bang but a DNP because of reported NCAA inquiries.
It was almost like KU dedicated the definitive Bad Ball performance to Cliff.
KU found themselves today and James Naismith Court.
Make no mistake about it.
After working their butts off to become the best good team they could be, it appeared the team had an epiphany: if we can't be the best good team, then we will be the best bad team.
They were an atrocious team team today.
They did everything wrong on a basketball court that a basketball team can do, except for three things.
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They shot FTs well.
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They protected the ball for the first time in a month (only 6 turnovers).
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They won.
They didn't even play good defense, not in any conventional sense of the word defense.
They never stopped Texas. Texas just was terrible.
In fact. Texas proved today that a team can play too bad to win.
KU never played too bad to win, the way Texas did.
KU played just bad enough to win.
There is a fine line between Bad Ball, and crappy ball.
And KU has found itself right on that line.
If beauty walks a razors edge, Bad Ball treads a laser beam.
It is not at all clear that Self and KU can stay on this laser beam of badness required to win out and ensure themselves of the 11th title.
Bad Ball is perhaps more difficult to play than Good Ball.
A coach has to constantly deny you your strengths without you breaking down in disillusionment.
A coach has to constantly coach you back from 6 to 1-2 point leads.
A coach has to find wrinkles that help you come back from six down.
A coach had to keep a his team from ever being in control of a game AND keep the opponent from ever being in control of it.
You have to be able to deny yourself treys, so that you only take 8, 13 is too many.
And even 8 is risky, because if you shot a good percentage of 8 you might open a lead that the coach might not be able to narrow back down for you without you getting beaten.
But today the Bad Ballers were at the peak, or is that the trough, of their Bad Ball.
They whittled down every lead the opponent had.
The whittled down every lead that they had.
The kept it close till the end.
It was like no win in the history of basketball.
It was the complete book end win to the first win against Texas.
In the first Texas win, this team played as good as it could for a win.
In this second game, this team played as bad as it could for a win.
I don't see how even Self can find a way for a team to play any worse than this and still win.
And we know it was being orchestrated this way by Self because he was smiling the entire second half whenever he was not baiting the refs to keep it close.
Poor Rick Barnes. He is so old fashioned. He still sends his team out trying to play well and they just don't play very well for him. It was apparent that Texas out hustled KU and out intimidated KU, and pretty much out everythinged KU and without referees pitying KU and giving KU a home whistle, Texas might have spoiled this KU self discovery of themselves as Bad Ballers.
On the other hand, KU seemed so skillful at Bad Ball that this team of Bad Ball destiny might have found a way to keep it close even if Texas had not played too bad.
This team no longer has to fear competing with teams of great talent anymore.
The playing field is no longer level.
We are no longer competing to be the best good team; that was hopeless. They had the footers and we didn't.
Nooooooooo.
We are competing to be the best bad team.
We are competing to drag others down to our level, then keep it close, then win by one.
And sneer and ridicule all you want, or all I want, but this team is about to win a conference title playing this way.
No one can say anymore this season that Self is hide bound and stubborn and unwilling to innovate.
This is an innovation like none I have ever witnessed before.
Welcome to Bad Ball.