KU's Version of a Presidential Transition Team--the perimeter services firm of Mason, Graham, Jackson and Mykhailiuk, LLC, literally shot, stold and rebounded KU to a 20 point win over UAB. The perimeter services firm was a combined 27-48 from the field. They also came up with 9 steals and 17 rebounds.
As I increasingly like to write: big men? we don't need no stinking big men.
The big 4 of the perimeter services firm also shot the proverbial bottom out of the basket from with going a whopping 12-24!!!!!!
The only failings of Mason, Graham, Jackson and Mykhailiuk, LLC so-so FT shooting and 10 pop tarts. But this amounts to complaining about a single wild hair on Marion Cotillard's neck when she is standing radiantly beautiful and naked in front of you instead of Brad Pitt in Allied.
The only member of the perimeter services firm NOT to sparkle was Lagerald Vick, who FINALLY had an off game in which he played only 11 minutes, went 0-3 from trey, and baked three pop tarts. Vick has earned an off night, after the string of stellar solid performance he has put on in games when the senior partners of Mason, Graham, Jackson and Mykhailiuk, LLC were sputtering themselves.
That was the good.
Now let us dawn Haz Mat suits to talk about the toxic waste that was dumped on the floor by starting bigs Carlton Bragg and Landen Lucas. Bragg was the better of the two. which was tantamount to a saying pimple was better than a boil. Bragg lasted 22 minutes and produced 5 points and 5 rebounds. The best we can say for Bragg was that he baked no pop tarts and got two blocks.
Landen Lucas practically constituted a Super Fund Site all by himself. Big Luke played 15 minutes and rang the bell for a whopping 2 points and 6 reebs. The rebounds were a flicker of light in a darkness of 0 assists, 0 blocks, and 0 steals.
Self turned to Azuiibuke and was punished with 4 personal fouls, 3 turnovers, and 0 steals. Doke did get 2 blocks and 7 glass vacs,
Coleby and Lightfoot barely saw the floor.
KU's big men together gave KU exactly what it needed, if what it needed was insignificant scoring, some rebounding, turnovers, and no steals.
Outside good.
Inside bad.
Next.