Lets not get crazy now. Until it happens it hasnt.
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This thread is about the airplane collision a few days ago @MoonwalkMafia
@nuleafjhawk ….so youre saying we should appreciate what we have got with Self, because it could be much worse?
I started watching American Primeval per your endorsement @MoonwalkMafia. Was a big Deadwood fan, this is adjacent
@kjayhawks i got alice’s restaurant vibes
@Kcmatt7 I agree, but what I wonder is if his reliance on his seniors is an indication that he plans to leave anyway whether conscious decision or not.
@wissox lolol love it :raising_hands: :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:
Nailed it.
To format i think put two carriage returns between each row
Lol. I accept that there are several inaccurate nuances :) me and gpt got it close enough
Flory the Benched Big Man
(To the tune of “Puff the Magic Dragon”)
[Verse 1]
Flory the benched big man, soared above the floor,
Blocking shots and throwing down, the fans all begged for more.
In Waco he was rolling, dunking with such ease,
But Bill Self had his favorites, and Flory took a seat.
[Verse 2]
KJ’s got the minutes, though the defense fell apart,
Sixty in a half we gave, yet Flory watched the arc.
Bears were draining jumpers, layups came in waves,
Bill Self kept on watching as they ran us off the stage.
[Chorus]
Oh, Flory the benched big man, sat and watched it burn,
Dominating first half play, but never to return.
Oh, Bill Self’s stubborn coaching ways, are getting old and tired,
Maybe it’s about that time—could Bill Self just retire?
[Verse 3]
Fans were left there shouting, “Where’s our freshman beast?!”
The paint was left wide open, KJ fouled at least.
Flory could’ve saved us, swatting shots all night,
But Bill Self stuck with comfort, and waved away the fight.
[Chorus]
Oh, Flory the benched big man, sat and watched it burn,
Dominating first half play, but never to return.
Oh, Bill Self’s stubborn coaching ways, are getting old and tired,
Maybe it’s about that time—could Bill Self just retire?
[Outro]
Now the March is coming, and we’ll see what unfolds,
Will Bill Self trust the future, or just the same old roles?
Flory waits in silence, ready for the call,
But if Bill Self keeps on Bill Self-ing, we may just lose it all.
I think it is falling apart and it could go either way. There is a chemistry problem that Self seems to be in the middle of, and it could get worse.
@SlimShaddy54 she’s purrrity much your
alarm clock.
@SlimShaddy54 your cat scratches to be fed?
Mine just scratch to f with me.
For someone who has hung his hat on having elite defenses through the years he has a pretty myopic interpretation of impact on the game.
Bill has lost his mind.
@Texas-Hawk-10 definitely feels like we are going in the wrong direction. We have an identity but we dont seem to be comfortable with it.
@FarmerJayhawk sorry man. Thats terrible.
Bill was just being fair, their future lottery pick exited the game, so he benched ours.
Thank goodness for KState today, right Bill? Top billing over our collapse.
We need an anonymous poll feature. I would be curious if the quiet optimists are losing faith as well.
@SlimShaddy54 if we had our most athletic guy on the floor while getting wrecked….
Oh well. Buckle up. This could get bumpy.
Why did we go away from what worked very well first half? listen up yall its a sabotageeeee
Flo just impacts game. KJ is zero rim protection
Someone said -7 KJ, 0 for Flory, I thought
Did Bill call any timeouts?
So our wish list is now an offensive coordinator AND a defensive coordinator?
Has Lance ever coached basketball?
No. Pitiful. Tops even last weeks.
I dont want ill on anyone. I just want this dysfunctional roster to be glued together by the only guy who can do it that is riding pine.
Go pro. May as well.
@kjayhawks last year we didnt have flory
@jay4ever no.
Ok. I give up. Gonna go pick up food.
At least we may go into OT and cut into Dukes broadcast. Only silver lining
Omg @kuballin10 its happening :face_vomiting: :face_vomiting:
@AsadZ minutes have been scant for no apparent reason second half
bill self doesnt like that shot…. How bout you yank him?
Yeah i just dont understand.
Unleash the shot blocker!
KJ boxing out as the slasher blows by. No help.
Going going Juan
Well good job getting them in foul trouble. Thats rare for us
Zekes points are sneaky
Alright. Adams had a nice stretch there last 4.
No foul? Garbage
Still KJ
My guess is Bill said KJ in til tv timeout, and Flory in.
@Kcmatt7 time to give talent a shot