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UNCW Game Thread β€’ Nov 20, 2024 02:19 AM

@Crimsonorblue22 congratulations! Hope you got her a bunch of little KU onesies.

UNCW Game Thread β€’ Nov 20, 2024 01:35 AM

They gonna beat us like a rented mule

UNCW Game Thread β€’ Nov 20, 2024 01:24 AM

This team WISHES it was as good as the Topeka YMCA team.

Can't shoot. Can't rebound. Can't defend. Doesn't want to win.

The cheerleaders can't cheer.

Self should give back all 799 wins - he doesn't deserve even one.

That ought to do it.

UNCW Game Thread β€’ Nov 20, 2024 01:02 AM

You guys ready for my rant about how awful this team is? So they'll actually start playing ball

Mercy lil Bro down I-70 having epic meltdown β€’ Nov 19, 2024 10:31 PM

@kjayhawks There were a couple of years during Snyder's prime that they actually COULD have won the National Championship. If they would have had black uniforms instead of the Pu$$y Purple.

8/10 Experts Predict a Bills Win β€’ Nov 18, 2024 11:18 PM

@rockchalkjayhawk Just before he throws the ball, his thought process is "Whataburger, KC Royals, WNBA, State Farm commercials, all the other commercials....where the hell am I? Oh yeah - throw the ball"

8/10 Experts Predict a Bills Win β€’ Nov 18, 2024 05:25 PM

@rockchalkjayhawk You know, we could have a perfect season every year. All we have to do is score more points than the other team.

Mercy lil Bro down I-70 having epic meltdown β€’ Nov 18, 2024 12:20 PM

Crimsonorblue22 I just feel awful for them😜🀣

8/10 Experts Predict a Bills Win β€’ Nov 18, 2024 12:08 AM

8 out of 10 experts were right

8/10 Experts Predict a Bills Win β€’ Nov 17, 2024 10:09 PM

Mahomes is sea glass. Unpolished and washed up

Kansas-BYOB (bring your own bibles) β€’ Nov 17, 2024 08:11 PM

@Crimsonorblue22 I would have if I was a betting man!

The only time i willingly throw money away is on a slot machine

Kansas-BYOB (bring your own bibles) β€’ Nov 17, 2024 02:10 PM

@Crimsonorblue22 wow. Way to call me out.

You people still haven't figured out that my "negativity" (realism) is what fuels the team.

Verbatim quote from JD post-game last night:

We are NOTHING without Nuleaf. He knows all the buttons to push to motivate us. He is more valuable to this team than LL, JG and DB combined. You watch - mark my words, he will predict a 73-12 loss against Big Mouth and company next week and we will be LIVID! So, Nuleaf gets to vent and we get motivated. Win-Win. Which is half as many wins as we have all season "

God bless you Nuleaf! Rock Chalk!

Kansas-BYOB (bring your own bibles) β€’ Nov 17, 2024 06:11 AM

Never a doubt in my mind. Ho hum

Kansas-BYOB (bring your own bibles) β€’ Nov 17, 2024 06:10 AM

Good Lord Daniels - how about NOT getting a safety

Kansas-BYOB (bring your own bibles) β€’ Nov 17, 2024 06:07 AM

@bskeet they're all praying

Kansas-BYOB (bring your own bibles) β€’ Nov 17, 2024 06:07 AM

WOW

Kansas-BYOB (bring your own bibles) β€’ Nov 17, 2024 06:05 AM

Another good time for a fumble

Kansas-BYOB (bring your own bibles) β€’ Nov 17, 2024 06:04 AM

Good time for a fumble

Kansas-BYOB (bring your own bibles) β€’ Nov 17, 2024 06:01 AM

@DanR LOL. Busted

I've enjoyed the whole game until right now

Kansas-BYOB (bring your own bibles) β€’ Nov 17, 2024 05:59 AM

Anybody want to guess who my money is on?

All of a Sudden β€’ Nov 16, 2024 02:14 AM

@Crimsonorblue22 Thank you!

All of a Sudden β€’ Nov 16, 2024 02:13 AM

@kjayhawks what in the hell are you talking about????

I'm not OK with disgusting acts by anyone! That's the dumbest thing I've ever read. Hate to burst your bubble, but I'm registered Independent. Don't give a crap if they're Republican, Democrat or Alien. Keep your weird prejudices to yourself.

All of a Sudden β€’ Nov 15, 2024 05:46 PM

@kjayhawks he a nut job, but I'm more worried about the pedophile sex trafficker attorney general

All of a Sudden β€’ Nov 15, 2024 12:47 AM

President elect Ass-Face is making all my political dreams come true.

Hiring talk show hosts(same as), pedophiles and sex traffickers. He's doing this to make it seem like they're worse and more stupid than him.

They're not. There will never be anyone as bad and as stupid as him. Close second - the ones that worship him.

Beat Izzy Beat Sparty β€’ Nov 14, 2024 04:43 PM

@MR11 Sure. I just like to run my mouth.

Beat Izzy Beat Sparty β€’ Nov 14, 2024 03:18 PM

@wissox and unlike KU prodigies who only stay a year or less, Flagg will be at Duke for 20 years.

Beat Izzy Beat Sparty β€’ Nov 13, 2024 05:13 PM

@stoptheflop He said - "what a bunch of overhyped, preppy ass, pansy ass pretty boys. This team is a steaming pile of dog doo and won't be ranked in the top 25 by the middle of December".

Oh wait - that was me.

Jayhawks in the pros β€’ Nov 13, 2024 03:22 PM

@wissox He was really strokin it, huh?

Beat Izzy Beat Sparty β€’ Nov 13, 2024 12:51 AM

@wissox wait until the end of the game

Beat Izzy Beat Sparty β€’ Nov 13, 2024 12:33 AM

They should shut down the whole athletic department. KU can do education, K-State can do sports

Beat Izzy Beat Sparty β€’ Nov 12, 2024 11:45 PM

@kjayhawks nope

Beat Izzy Beat Sparty β€’ Nov 12, 2024 11:31 PM

I guess this is the year we don't make the NCAA Tournament.

Simmer down. I'm mostly kidding.

Jayhawks in the pros β€’ Nov 12, 2024 09:00 PM

@benshawks08 Hmm. Not descriptive enough.

Jayhawks in the pros β€’ Nov 12, 2024 04:30 PM

@wissox Jayhawks in the NBA ?????

Jayhawks in the pros β€’ Nov 12, 2024 12:29 PM

Technically, now ALL Jayhawks are in the Pros, thanks to NIL

UNC Game Thread β€’ Nov 11, 2024 12:39 AM

@dylans oh come on now. Boys to Men? One Direction? In sync?

Crap, I forgot too.

KU-Clones β€’ Nov 09, 2024 11:32 PM

Those five blown 4th quarter leads seem pretty disgusting

KU-Clones β€’ Nov 09, 2024 11:25 PM

We're done. Stick a fork in us

KU-Clones β€’ Nov 09, 2024 11:20 PM

@FarmerJayhawk anybody can buy tickets 🎟

KU-Clones β€’ Nov 09, 2024 11:16 PM

@wissox officially? Ir just your own feelings?

KU-Clones β€’ Nov 09, 2024 11:10 PM

@wissox you are only pissed if the refs say you are pissed.

They conferred and said you are not pissed now, but you may be when KU loses.

KU-Clones β€’ Nov 09, 2024 11:07 PM

If the player is completely decapitated, it may or may not be a penalty

KU-Clones β€’ Nov 09, 2024 11:03 PM

Shi* the bed Fred

KU-Clones β€’ Nov 09, 2024 10:58 PM

@AsadZ I'm forecasting 3 runs up the middle and a 37 yard punt

KU-Clones β€’ Nov 09, 2024 10:56 PM

I swear I'll never watch KU football again if they lose this.

KU-Clones β€’ Nov 09, 2024 10:54 PM

@wissox respectfully disagree. They could score 28 in 11 minutes. Or more

KU-Clones β€’ Nov 09, 2024 10:53 PM

Is there a suck emoji?

KU-Clones β€’ Nov 09, 2024 10:52 PM

Come on - SOCKO Rocco!

KU-Clones β€’ Nov 09, 2024 10:49 PM

@rockchalkjayhawk I was just thinking 21 wouldn't be enough. No way in hell 18 gets it done.

Kinda of a trump(dumbass) move not going for the 4th down

All of a Sudden β€’ Nov 08, 2024 12:49 AM

@approxinfinity I'm running next time. I'll be on the dictator ballot.

My motto will be "You assholes WILL vote for me. I hate everyone but everyone will worship me. Grovel at my feet, peasants "

Wait. This sounds familiar.