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@BShark

I'm not sure how revved up to get about Josh yet. I know he is good, but he got 15 FGAs; that's about tops in a Self offense and he was not as efficient as Devonte (not yet at his best) or Frank (on an average night).

The UAB game appeared to be one of two "branding" games every OAD appears to get from Self before conference starts. They come against lesser teams on the schedule. I wouldn't call UAB a cupcake, because they were good last season, but....we beat them by 20 on a night with out Post play and +o on rebounding. Capice?

Another 1-4 from Trey is only going to make team's sag off even more.

KU's Version of a Presidential Transition Team--the perimeter services firm of Mason, Graham, Jackson and Mykhailiuk, LLC, literally shot, stold and rebounded KU to a 20 point win over UAB. The perimeter services firm was a combined 27-48 from the field. They also came up with 9 steals and 17 rebounds.

As I increasingly like to write: big men? we don't need no stinking big men.

The big 4 of the perimeter services firm also shot the proverbial bottom out of the basket from with going a whopping 12-24!!!!!!

The only failings of Mason, Graham, Jackson and Mykhailiuk, LLC so-so FT shooting and 10 pop tarts. But this amounts to complaining about a single wild hair on Marion Cotillard's neck when she is standing radiantly beautiful and naked in front of you instead of Brad Pitt in Allied.

The only member of the perimeter services firm NOT to sparkle was Lagerald Vick, who FINALLY had an off game in which he played only 11 minutes, went 0-3 from trey, and baked three pop tarts. Vick has earned an off night, after the string of stellar solid performance he has put on in games when the senior partners of Mason, Graham, Jackson and Mykhailiuk, LLC were sputtering themselves.

That was the good.

Now let us dawn Haz Mat suits to talk about the toxic waste that was dumped on the floor by starting bigs Carlton Bragg and Landen Lucas. Bragg was the better of the two. which was tantamount to a saying pimple was better than a boil. Bragg lasted 22 minutes and produced 5 points and 5 rebounds. The best we can say for Bragg was that he baked no pop tarts and got two blocks.

Landen Lucas practically constituted a Super Fund Site all by himself. Big Luke played 15 minutes and rang the bell for a whopping 2 points and 6 reebs. The rebounds were a flicker of light in a darkness of 0 assists, 0 blocks, and 0 steals.

Self turned to Azuiibuke and was punished with 4 personal fouls, 3 turnovers, and 0 steals. Doke did get 2 blocks and 7 glass vacs,

Coleby and Lightfoot barely saw the floor.

KU's big men together gave KU exactly what it needed, if what it needed was insignificant scoring, some rebounding, turnovers, and no steals.

Outside good.

Inside bad.

Next.

UNIVERSITY OF ALABAMA - BIRMINGHAM BLAZERS • Nov 22, 2016 01:35 AM

"In Birmingham they loved the governor/

Now we all did what we could do..."

--Sweet Home, Alabama
Lynrd Skynrd

Man, I loved that guitar lead in.

And I understood their annoyance with Neil Young.

But I always wondered if they really did all they could do.

@Kcmatt7 said:

I feeeeel like you are talking about a theory as in scientific terms

Yes, it appears you are using the word "theory" to mean something hypothetical. If that is what you actually mean, why not just be accurate and say a conspiracy hypothesis, or a conspiracy conjecture not claimed to be proven, or my fav, a conspiracy theory not claimed to be a theory at all? 😄

Regarding Charlie, he has always apeared a very sick fellow that SOCAL benefits greatly from having behind bars.

Yet I confess it has puzzled me some in retrospect that his manipulative insanity and murderous scheming with runaways manifested at a time and place (Laurel Canyon in the 1960s/70s) when/where mil-int mind control research had subsequently reputedly been revealed to have been going on. I had always assumed the Manson phenomenon was unorchestrated beyond Charlie. It would be tidy (if still horrific) to keep it that way. But I have a hunch that over time the FOIA process will eventually reveal a more complicated context. How about you?

@Kcmatt7

To quote myself: conspiracies are for suckers.:blush:

Few, if any, long-term sports enterprises worth doing big and effectively, would appear to be done by conspiracy, at least in my layman's humble opinion.

Why do I believe this? Two reasons, really: first, we don't have a long list of conspiracy convictions indicating it now tends (or ever has tended ) to be done this way; and, second, I don't believe conspiracies would be necessary to bring entertainment values to sports.

There appear always to be realms of game space that are not yet sufficiently instituted and that at least appear where lawlessness (or creativity, depending on your values) on a large scale could occur legally, as it were.

After my reading about sports for many years, I find it difficult to believe that the apparent Petroshoeco-media-gaming complex is involved in an act that law enforcement could reasonably charge as being conspiracy, much less win a conviction of conspiracy.

But I am a layman and fan, not an attorney. Maybe attorneys will knowledgeably suggest otherwise.

So far, though, I just don't believe conspiracy is how astute entrepreneurs at this scale of business do things, or need to do things.

Again, maybe I am wrong, but that is my opinion. If you could bring me some conspiracy cases involving the petroshoeco-media-gaming complex, then perhaps I could get on board with you and others that apparently see conspiracies in this sort of phenomena.

There may well be small time conspiracies, or even a few large ones, but I am not qualified to speak about actual conspiracies proven with facts, or about those that are not yet proven. I have just don't recall any conspiracies involving what I loosely refer to as an apparent petroeshoeco-media-gaming complex in my reading--at least not in the actual, chargeable, convict-able sense of the word conspiracy, and so I leave all that stuff to the authorities, and others, with more expertise than me.

IMHO, such organizations as Big Petroshoecos, Big Media and Big Gaming appear to be run by highly skillful persons that make use of the best professional advice available in a wide variety of disciplines regarding legal-political constraints and so are able to structure activity so that it is legal, or is in a grey area.

I believe it is somewhat naive to believe such persons are willing to, or need to, break the law to bring entertainment values to the staging of sporting events.

But i could certainly be wrong in this belief. I'm just a fan, after all.

For what little it is worth, I often used to ask myself why board rats, and other persons, appeared so drawn to referring to unexplained, anomalous phenomena as having been the result of a "conspiracy" and to sometimes counterintuitively refer to their (and others) conspiracy speculations as "conspiracy theory"?

It is a puzzling thing to do, when one stops to think about.

Conspiracy speculation, even based on some facts, frequently lacks sufficient proof to be considered a theory, i.e., proven. Its not that there are no proven conspiracies aka conspiracy theories. One can surf any number of websites and find looooong lists of proven conspiracies in government for instance. Theory, at least to me, refers to a proven, fact-based conjecture, or more specifically, to a fact-based conjecture that cannot be refuted with statistical significance, or alternatively, to a fact-based conjecture about the actions of some persons that has been found in a court of law to have been accurately characterized as conspiracy and to have resulted in a conviction.

Its my guess at this point of my thinking about this stuff that the reason "conspiracy theory" gets used so frequently, and frequently with unproven speculations, is that the intel folks reputedly started using it as a derogatory reference to persons and ideas about subjects that those intel folks preferred not to be taken seriously by the public.

It appears to have kind of muddied up inquiries by citizens into actions past, ongoing, or contemplated that the intel folks would rather not have known to be going on.

In turn, it is at least reputed by some that the intel folks kind of encouraged the use of the term conspiracy theory among many in media and government, and this caused its usage to spread.

The term "conspiracy theory" has spread into such broad usage that some look at phenomena in college basketball and see "conspiracies" triggering the phenomena.

I tend not to be among them.

"Conspiracy theory" seems a meme that encourages some folks down a slippery slope into oversimplificatied, or just flat reductive , thinking about certain subjects.

Regarding Charlie Manson, I don't see any connection between him and Joe Dooly anomalously losing a game to MSU, but since you seem perhaps to see such a connection, I have to assume you have studied about Manson and so might know more about him than I do. In turn, I cannot help but ask, if you think there is any substance to the folks that claim that Charlie Manson, Henry Lee Lucas, Ted Bundy and BTK, to name just a few, were part of a "conspiracy" of MK-Ultra scientists engaging in developing mind controlled assassins, or were they just random evil guys?

Its such an ghoulish prospect and subject that I've never read up on it much, but I wonder what you have learned about this issue? Are these psychopathic killers part of a conspiracy to develop mind-controlled killers, or just a bunch of random bad guys? Further, does it even make sense to describe a speculated upon group of scientists and Mil-Int personnel working together as a conspiracy? Wouldn't they most likely just be a group of scientists and mil-int personnel--morally bankrupt and unethical though one might think them to be--assigned to a classified intelligence project, rather than partaking in a conspiracy? Thoughts?

@BeddieKU23

No one used to be surprised at fights being thrown.

No one should be surprised that basketball games are thrown.

Despite the notions of some that Big Gaming wants a "fair" sport (note: t believe they want the perception of a fair sport, not the reality of one), because they make supposedly all their money off attracting more and more bettors to bet on a fair sport so they can make their money off the guarantied percentage from balanced betting, it appears that the incentives to cheat are so enormous, given the scale of the money involved, and paucity of effective oversight preventing cheating is so apparent, there just is slim reason to believe cheating is NOT ubiquitous and big in scale.

First, let me give you the financial/risk management facts of life in enterprises that compel cheating throughout the ages.

Solvency. Minimum yield. Profit Maximization.

Solvency means you have to break even at all costs just to stay in business. You have to try to rig your business and/or its market, to guaranty solvency, even while you are taking out your management fee, or you don't stay in business and you don't eat.

Minimum yield means you have to not just make solvency, but most of the time you have to squeeze out a minimum yield to create a minimum return on equity deployed. It means its not enough to just stay in business and eat. You've got to pay the piper for the equity and debt you use in your operation. Fail to make minimum yield and, whilst you may have just had a steak, and look bucks up to some, either your equity investors or your lenders are soon likely to take your toy away from you.

Profit Maximization means you better grab as much as you can, when you can, because complexity and its unforeseen consequences are going to bring you a rainy day, when you are going to have to dip into the cash in your mattress and pay some people to get through the bad times, or take the cash from the mattress and get the hell outta Dodge and make for some place without extradition back to the angry bunch you have left holding the bills.

These are the three "rational" layers of finance taught in even ordinary business schools that must be serviced by any enterprise, public, or private, that does not have access to non traceable bail out cash from the Fed. Of course many gain that access by being willing to be cronies of the owners of the Fed but that's another story.

There is of course a fourth unwritten layer on the top of the three I just mentioned.

Greed. Greed is not just the simple kind that refers to me getting as much as I want so I can live like an oligarch. Real greed is a phenomenon of strategic environment. Greed extends beyond give me my Bugatti to being about I have to be able to take enough out of the business so I can live enough better than the other oligarchs that when they come preying on my good fortune I have friends in high places and money enough to smite the predators if they covet their neighbor's wealth, which they all do. First, rule of oligarchy. Its easier to take money than make money. Second rule. Its easier to print money than take money. This is why so many wars ar fought for control of central banks, but I digress.

Strategic greed ensures enough is never enough. Strategic greed means that in a predatory capital environment there is always a bigger predator, and if there isn't, then a whole bunch of small sharks will school up and prey on the biggest one. Capice?

Cheating is not always involved with achieving solvency, minimum yield and profit maximization (though it is often involved), but at the realm of strategic greed, well, there is a reason that meta drug cartels and meta arms traffickers, meta money laundering, and meta child sex trafficking (and other vice) persists through the centuries. These are the activities outside the pale of law and taxes, where the realm of strategic greed is attained and/or sustained.

Don't even think for a nano second that those involved ultimately in the petroshoeco-media-gaming complex are operating short of the realm of strategic greed, or at least that all of them are.

Bad apples and barrels, you know.

No insider information, of course. Just some guessing based on the recorded strategic structure of financial orders in history.

Rock Chalk!!!

MU 1-6 in SEC Conference • Nov 21, 2016 05:15 PM

@brooksmd

Me, too.

I even use a more caustic metaphor.

"...when they use MU for a litter box."

MU 1-6 in SEC Conference • Nov 21, 2016 05:12 PM

When I look at what has happened to Big 12 football, I am amazed how so many fail to notice that its decline correlates so strongly with ShoeWars, and the increasing, rather than decreasing, synchronous tendency of the media-gaming complex to want to channel talent into the EST.

The Big 12 in the CST has always had to swim against the media current in all sports.

But clearly there have been times when KU in basketball, or OU and Nebraska and Texas, in football, could overcome the biasing current to both coasts, but especially to the east coast.

Traditionally, EST schools created a rivalry with PST schools in football that was good for the media gaming complex over the years.

But rising demand for television content for a time brought some cashflow and clout to the CST.

But once the modern regime of ShoeCoes-Media-Gaming locked in and imposed the championship on D1 football, it has been an inexorable drift in football and a more herky jerky one in basketball toward deflating the CST's football and basketball relevance and replacing it with EST programs, and second with PST programs.

We are fast moving back to how things used to be back in the so called "golden age" of sports in the 1920s and 1930s, when the CST teams barely existed in anyone's minds outside of those that lived in the CST.

Its sad, if you are a fan of the CST sports, and enjoyed their brief ascendance on the national stage.

KU basketball is one very good barometer of the phenomenon. It is on a nearly 30 year roll as the first or second most successful basketball program. It has won 11 or 12 straight conference titles, goes deep as frequently as any school even in the March Carney that was started three seasons ago, or so, and has won a ring in 2008 and took second in 2012, and went to the elite eight last season. KU has won 82% of it games for 10 years, fer chrissakes, and it has the first or second best coach in the country. Its the cradle of college basketball. The games inventor is from KU. The original rules are here. The greatest player in the game's history, or the second greatest depending which EST or PST drug you take, played here. And KU STILL cannot recruit an OAD point guard, or OAD center, and is getting so it cannot sign a 5-star point guard, or centers. It is disgraceful what is happening to the CST teams, especially the Big 12, because of the apparent strategy of the shoeco-media-gaming complex to concenctrate the good teams with top talent in the EST too an absurd degree of asymmetry.

MU 1-6 in SEC Conference • Nov 21, 2016 07:13 AM

And MU doesn't have hoops to look forward to!.

Marcus smart • Nov 21, 2016 04:43 AM

If Smart didn't flop, all anyone would say about him is what a lousy touch he has.

Duke/Vitale wedding coming • Nov 21, 2016 04:38 AM

@jayballer54

I honestly believe that we will one day learn that Dick Vitale has Duke tattooed on to one side of his ball sack, and UNC tattooed on the other.

The word has to be all over D1: don't EVER schedule Kansas EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER again, if you want to avoid getting fecal-canned for losing to the worst program in the 21st Century!!!!

LOL!!!!!!

Texas, I can always count on them for a laugh.

@kjayhawks

Well, that was easy!

LOL!

@sfbahawk

Good to see you back posting.

I see OADs like Andrew and Josh as special cases regarding the failure to have a trey being acutely detrimental to their ability to perform in D1.

Notice that Andrew Wiggins tore up the NBA as soon as he got there, even though he appeared to struggle in D1. I hypothesized that it was not that he could not score in D1, but that his handlers did not want him to risk injury by trying to hang big numbers game in and game out. Once in the NBA, the handlers had gotten paid, and Andrew was starting to draw his checks, and so it was okay for him to go ahead and be a threat every game. And the NBA reputedly tends to have its refs protect its stars and future stars, so that's another reason a guy like Andrew could go hard every game in the NBA.

The problem for Andrew, and I believe Josh, is that they face in D1 a real injury risk, if they try to go hard every game' i.e., the defenders are going to clock him and keep clocking him. And they can do it without significant, egregious penalty, if they can hang back and clock him on the way to iron, rather than have to punch him in the face 23 from the basket. If Andrew and Josh were BenMac grade trifectates, then they could make the D1 players play them honestly and burn them on the way to iron. But without a solid trey, D1 defenders are going to punch him in the face, and put him on the floor, and upend him, as he tries to get past them laying off, and there will be a considerable probability of injury that could hurt his draft rank and shorten his earning career.

As a result, the prudent thing to do is stand outside and be decoy most games. Get inside on some back doors. Have branding game against some cupcakes. And generally don't be threat to go off...just get through the season.

I believe Josh will have a few branding games. And I believe he will be a solid rotation player. And I believe next year he will fare well in the NBA. But this year in D1? He just doesn't appear to have the trey ball to keep them honest.

@FarSideHawk

Copy and paste. He's going to make some big contributions. It will just take a month or so. Devonte and Landen are my concerns. We need them playing smoothly and consistent with their ages and experiences. Devonte really spoiled us last season with one of those career seasons, but we need him to get back up on the wave. I gotta be greedy about Devonte. We need more of his best to be our best!

@Lulufulu

Unless Josh is yet another unreported/under-reported injury, the video is already in: let Josh have the Trey and deny his drive. Josh is suffering what all phenoms without treys suffer. He is now being denied the drive by guys just good enough to do it. The high school guys couldn't do it.

If D1 guys could slow Andrew Wiggins up with sagging off and a face punch, they can slow JJ up, too. All he has to do is make 40% from Trey and they will stop laying off. But it's easier said than done. Josh has never had to make 40% to make them guard him honestly. He's also never had guys that could face punch him and dare him to retaliate. It will get worse before it gets better, even though Self will try to gift him a 30 point game against some cupcake to get his confidence back.

@kjayhawks

PHOF for title!!!

Finding the Ehsan Connection • Nov 20, 2016 06:30 AM

Usually I can find a connection between the coaches of preconference teams we play and Bill Self.

Robert Ehsan played at UC Davis, then assisted Gary Williams at Maryland, then interim coached Maryland a season, then assisted at Virginia Tech, then replaced Jerrod Haase at UAB, when Mr. Floor Burns left for Stanford.

Is UAB scheduled just because Jerrod was at UAB and happened to leave before the opponent could be rescheduled, or is there a 10 Degrees of Bill Self connection to Elshan?

I haven't found one yet.

Possible answers are:

a.) 1 day.

b.) 3 days.

c.) 7 days.

d.) 30 days.

e.) 90 days.

f.) he has already been fired.

KU 24, TEXAS NFW!!!!!!!!!!! • Nov 20, 2016 06:02 AM

@mayjay

LOL

Meme convergence of Paul Craig Roberts, FW Engdahl. Peter Lee. PM Abe. Duterte. Putin. Trump. Pompeo. Bannon. Pepe the Frog. KEK Aliens. Tractor Beams. Proxima Centauri B. Space X. Joule. Abedin. Lolita Express. Core and Gap. Barnett. ALT Now. @mayjay. :eyes:

Oooooh My!

Shout Out to SVI! • Nov 20, 2016 02:23 AM

@drgnslayr

I think Trump winning may have made him think that maybe, just maybe, there won't have to be a war over Ukraine.

Either way, on helluva an improvement.

KU 24, TEXAS NFW!!!!!!!!!!! • Nov 20, 2016 02:18 AM

Trump beating Clinton?

Not even surprising compared to KU beating Texas...in football.

Bob Dylan hanging a Literature Nobel?

Compared to KU beating Texas in football, its like sun coming up.

Aliens abducting my ass and jacking me 4.2 light years to Proxima Centauri exoplanet B. Ho-hum compared to KU beating Texas....in football.

No puhhhhlease, don't fire Beatty if he loses the rest.

RockChalk, Coach Beatty and his team of football long horn shearers!!!

Where is @Red_Rooster? • Nov 20, 2016 01:56 AM

One more thing, @Red.Rooster, you'd have made a fine President. I would have been happy to follow your leadership.

Where is @Red_Rooster? • Nov 20, 2016 01:53 AM

Of all the above, I worry most about @JRyman because he said he was going through a hellish bout of disease. Hope you know we think about you even if you are too sick to bang a keyboard.

Lets do some chase cutting to, shall we?

Lagerald Vick was our most overall productive perimeter guy against Siena.

Among our perimeter guys, Lagerrie, he of the nano thickness legs, had:

a.) the highest FG%;

b.) tied for most points from the the field;

c.) the most offensive reebs (3);

d.) the most defensive reebs (8);

e.) the most total reebs;

f.) the third most points;

g.) the third most assists;

h.) tied for second fewest TOs;

i.) tied for most blocks;

j.) tied for most steals;

k.) tied for second most minutes; and

l.) tied for fewest personal fouls.

His only short comings?

He was 0-1 from trey and did not get to the FT stripe.

Well, considering he is not one of our designated drivers, not getting to the stripe hardly matters.

And considering he only took one measly iron pyrite attempt, well, here agains it is hardly a negative.

12 points, 8 rebounds and 2 assists!!!!

And he did it on a night when everyone else was 32rd order Free Mason bricking everything in sight from trey.

Put another way, those 3 offensive rebounds indicate that Mr. Elmers gave his team exactly what it needed yet again. He gave it high efficiency, high protection, AND he got on the offensive glass to make up for his mates' frigid shooting, and he got on the defensive glass to get the defensive stops at the other end to make up for his mate's veritable pop tart bakery on the offensive end.

This is the stuff that makes Bill Self get doe-eyed.

This is gluing par excellence.

Lagerrie is becoming known for running a basketball protection racket.

But against Siena he added offensive and defensive glass vaccing exactly when needed!!!!

Throw in the efficient scoring and OMG!!!!!

Go, Legerrie, go!!!!!

Where is @Red_Rooster? • Nov 19, 2016 07:02 AM

@Red.Rooster

I'm not a doc. Has she any had any fibers appear in any wounds? I vaguely recall reading a year or so ago about some persons developing mysterious, acutely itchy skin conditions distinguished by fibers sticking out of the itching wounds. The blogger was speculating some connection to Chem trail spraying. It seemed far fetched, so I forgot about it. That's all I can recall of it. I'm sorry. It sounds terribly painful. Keep looking.

Shingles are what one gets when a chicken pox virus residing in one's nerve roots for the rest of one's life after having chicken pox re-awaken, climb up the nerve endings, and sympomize as shingles. It sounds like a variation of shingles.

I sometimes wonder about CBW R&D as the origin for some of these anomalous possibly viral based conditions that emerge in clusters. This would certainly wreak havoc with an Army, if it were weaponized. Ask if you are near any such facilities.

Also Uncle Sam is reputedly distributing tons of microwave crowd control transmitters to police departments for field use and testing. This technology works on you without your knowledge of its operation if you are in its range. It can induce itchiness or burning sensations, or make one hear voices. But it effects all persons within its range, not just one, as far as I know.

Less sinisterly and more mundanely, Itchy skin conditions from dry skin spike in climate conditions of extreme low humidity, like winter, or frequent bathing and long soaking in baths that dry the skin. Body lotion applied over wet skin often clears that up.

Lastly I have heard certain nano fiber products can trigger strange skin reactions, but don't know any more.

Keep searching for skin specialists in the dermatology field.

Where is @Red_Rooster? • Nov 19, 2016 02:10 AM

@dynomitehawk

Unquestionable PHOF!!!!!

LaGerald Vick: The New Mr. Elmers • Nov 18, 2016 10:08 PM

@justanotherfan

Do you see an opportunity for Vick to come on the last third of the season as Graham did, if Self stays 4-1 50/50 or more.? It seems if Vick can stay healthy by not going 38-40 mpg all the time, he could be the Trey shooter with the best shooting legs in March.

LaGerald Vick: The New Mr. Elmers • Nov 18, 2016 08:44 PM

@justanotherfan

"Will be" being the operant portion of your post .

As in not yet.

LaGerald Vick: The New Mr. Elmers • Nov 18, 2016 07:00 AM

LaGerald Vick appears quietly on track to be becoming indispensable in the way so many glue men have become indispensable, invisible adhesives to Self teams before Self ramps up their roles and they blossom as impact guys.

Glue men are the black matter that holds the basketball universe together in Selfian Basketball Physics.

Even the role itself is denied to exist by many.

Glue man, schmoo man, many say.

We might not even talk about the "glue role," and "glue men," had not Basketball Einstein, Bill Self, not specifically defined it.

Down through the years, the glue men of Bill Self are almost as memorable as the impact players. Some times the glue men are second tier players recruited specifically for their ability to glue. Other times, major recruits are assigned glue roles, because they ARE so good, and because they CAN fulfill the role.

Brady Morningstar is emblematic of a lesser player recruited to glue. Brady at times seemed to have come down the birth canal gluing, even though he had been a high scoring player in high school. He was a gluing savant. He seemed to walk around the old athletic housing and squirt around basketball floor oozing Elmers.

Travis Releford was a big time recruit with a game and tweener size that did not quite enable him to be the instantly dominant impact guard he seemed destined to become. Red shirts happened. Injuries happened. His game came in for a retooling. He acquired what Self called an "old man's" game. The great leaper became the consummate horizontal player, or in @drgnslayr vernacular, a prince of the Y-axis moved to a lunchpail guy on the X-axis. TRel put in a season holding a team together. It was one of the greatest unsung transformations that ever happened in KU basketball. When he reappeared for his final season, he was an insanely well rounded basketball player. He could be invisible glue one game, and a dominant impact player the next, then back some where in between. It was like Self could set a dial for any game, or any half, anywhere along a spectrum from glue to impact, and the great Releford could give whatever the team needed.

Tyrel Reed served arguably all his rotation seasons as a glue man, who happened also to be a dead eye.

Tyrel in his own clipped, highly efficient coaches son from a small town English put it most succinctly about what it took to get on the floor of a Bill Self team: guard, help defend, protect, don't let it stick, feed the post, make an open look on a kick out. No mention of French pastry. No mention of creating. No mention of trash talking. No mention of being good with the media. No mention of having a hot girl friend. Or a dad in the shoe business. Just the absolute basics of basketball.

I paraphrase what Tyrel did as "give the team what it needs."

To do that you have got to have, or got to find within yourself, great generosity of spirit.

The glue role is a great place to learn to give a team whatever it needs. The glue role is not scoped for anything but a floor game. You have to impact by not impacting. You have to beat your man by being the conduit to the man who does impact.

I try to write about the glue role every season, because I believe it is the real secret of Bill Self basketball coaching. It doesn't take much genius to know who can impact. It doesn't take much basketball IQ to know that if you give BRush, Andrew Wiggins, Sherron Collins, or Marcus Morris, or BenMac, or Perry Ellis 15 FGAs in a 70 point game of take what they give us, well, most nights you are going to get serious impact production.

But being able to pick which guy can be counted on night in and night out to play within himself and bring a floor game full of tangibles and intangibles that is "what the team needs" is a much more artistic than technical decision. Self has to pick a guy that has enough insight and sophistication about life and the game to understand even that there is such a thing as gluing for the greater good of a team. Young men from 18-22 are remarkable creatures in many ways and known for many things, but global insight is not an attribute widely attributed to the age cohort. There are a good many young men, regardless of talent and skill level, that would give a blank stare if offered the role of glue man on a team full of impact players. Its not that they would be insulted so much as they would be clueless as to what the coach was asking for.

Self not only finds these sorts of players year after year, he finds exceptionally good ones. He finds the right qualities in guys that some times many are positive the player could not possibly play for a "KU" grade team. He finds the right qualities in guys that others grumble and say, "Well, he could do the role, but if KU has to has to rely on that guy by the end of the season, it only means KU won't be competitive that season." But each season, regardless of whether the glue guy was someone fans had no faith in, or someone the fans were confident in, or someone the fans were infuriated the player was not being allowed to do more, Self's designated glue man, or sometimes glue men, over the course of the season become increasingly a defining factor in the team's competitiveness and success.

LaGerald Vick of the Three Gun reputation that preceded him, LaGerald Vick, the player that Larry Brown hoped to steal for his SMU rebuild, LaGerald Vick, the man of monofilament legs and tall hair, LaGerald Vick, the player destined to become a big time scorer for KU next season, or the following one, that LaGerald Vick is hustling around the hardwood cloaked in near invisibility oozing glue to senior players, junior players, sophomore players, freshman players. He is oozing inviso-glue to an OAD and to projects and to everyone in between. He is running around connecting circuits, guarding, helping, protecting, not letting it stick, feeding the post, and making an open look on a kick out. Devonte was doing the same thing early in his career, too.

Vick's minutes are rising each game, because Vick is giving the team whatever it needs. And Vick is still green wood at this role. We are after all only two games in. Vick is only scratching the surface of what he can give the team. But the important thing this early in the season is that Vick appears completely smooth and comfortable with the invisibility. He is moving around the floor and at the end of the game no one is quite sure what he did, or realizes that he was on the floor as long as he was. These are primary markers of a glue man. As the season unfolds, his steals will rise, his rounds will rise, his scoring will occasionally spike on a night when the team needs some extra outside shooting. But even then, it will be the invisible things that will constitute his real growth and contribution as a glue man. It will be the helps that prevent scoring opportunities from ever occuring and so needing to be defended that Self hand out kudos for during team video reviewing sessions. It will be the time he passes not to the first open guy he sees, but to the guy that can get it to the open guy underneath that Self will slap him on the back and say good job for. It will be seeing a teammate has blown an assignment before any other player does and him compensating with either coming to ball, or directing the flow of play away from the blown assignment before the defense can capitalize on the mistake. It will be running the floor to catch what seems a sure lay up by his teammate, but who misses it and Vick scrapes it off the rim and dishes it to someone trailing h him.

Self has love affairs with his glue men.

Vick seems on track be another of his sticky Valentines come February, the month when everyone is nicked up, and the impact players are finding it harder and harder to get up as high as they did in January and before. Come February there is so much video floating around on every impact player that every coach has found the impact player's weaknesses and schemed ways to limit their strengths, and its then the glue man has to find a new way to make sure it gets into the post, find another way to get the ball to a wing so that he can do something despite the scheming, and sooner or later, come out of the invisibility cloak and have a few 20 point games when no one else can "get her done."

Welcome to the new Mr. Elmers: LaGerald Vick.

Frank Mason. • Nov 18, 2016 05:45 AM

@ralster

Imagine if Frank and Doke could play together next season. Whew! Frank with 10 and Doke with 20. The rest of the guys could just overplay on defense and release on every shot!

Frank Mason. • Nov 18, 2016 05:43 AM

@ralster

Certainly appears so, after that glass vacuuming vs. Duke.

Frank Mason. • Nov 18, 2016 05:18 AM

@ralster

The big question is: who can replace Frank's rebounding next season?!

Frank Mason. • Nov 18, 2016 05:17 AM

@ralster

PHOF

@Bosthawk

Brady played incredible defense and was just better than Xavier and Shelby.

Glue is crucial to winning basketball.

Traylor's intangibles made up for his empirical shortfalls.

Every team needs lots of OADs.

Players ranked 20-50 can't be the cornerstones of winning teams.

Sherron was a great defender and adisciplined dieter.

Self has never made a mistake.

BenMac was not a good shot.

The hi-lo is the only way to play offense, regardless of personnel.

THE THREE IS FOOL'S GOLD is irrefutable!!!!

👌

@Bosthawk

ROTFL

Where is @Red_Rooster? • Nov 18, 2016 05:02 AM

@globaljaybird

Aliases sometimes decide they have written/worked through in writing what they sought to. Some naturally gregarious types then fall back into the general kibitzing and enjoy themselves. I have done that. I still am learning and the learning keeps sparking me. But I do not feel like a wild fire, as I once did. Yet every season something in the game or something someone else is posting, makes a new neural net connection and sets me to thinking again.

Others less gregarious and time constrained refocus elsewhere, in search of another mountain to climb, or decide this was not a sufficiently important activity for their time. It can become time consuming. Familiarity breeds joy for some and contempt for others, or just a need for new stimuli. Some require a lot of conflict to trigger thought and growth, not others. Whatever, I will always have a warm spot in my heart to both these posters --HEM and Red--for what they gave from their generosity.

We are still inventing this as we go. Others much more than me now. But I still enjoy the ride.

Maybe it will come to an end from net attrition--departures exceeding arrivals.

Or maybe it will grow.

Not for me to know.

Rock Chalk @HighEliteMajor and @Red_Rooster!

Where is @Red_Rooster? • Nov 18, 2016 12:46 AM

I miss @HighEliteMajor, but I also miss @Red_Rooster. Where has @Red_Rooster gone? I proposed a write-in campaign with him, and after his inimitably dignified style he volunteered to accept the job if elected, The write-in campaign stalled, when I was side-tracked by other issues, but then I ceased to see his/her typically ubiquitous presence. @Red_Rooster, you are under no obligation to mark every post read as you used to do, but you need to weigh in once a week and let us know your are OK?

Best regards,
jaybate 1.0

Bad Ball in the Big Apple • Nov 17, 2016 06:00 AM

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@BeddieKU23

I have to say I like how they are calling things. I was getting tired of prison body right, prison body left, OADs from 3.

This is going to help OADs be much more productive.

Josh might not score at all this season if fouls were called Same as in the MORRI seasons.

Self's Strategy for Beating Duke • Nov 17, 2016 12:08 AM

@JayHawkFanToo

Great take.

Self's Strategy for Beating Duke • Nov 17, 2016 12:06 AM

@Lulufulu

Hell yeah!

Self's Strategy for Beating Duke • Nov 17, 2016 12:03 AM

@wrwlumpy

Jojo and Mario/Kirk to start, Mario if opponent is 6-3 or under. Kirk if the opponent is 6-4 or over.

Darnell Valentine and Sherron/Frank as second team. Sherron if it XTREME Muscle, Frank for the rest.

Jacque was a great ball handler, but all the above could handle good enough AND score a ton.

Might have to bump one of Sherron, or frank, if BenMac were in the mix.

Self's Strategy for Beating Duke • Nov 16, 2016 02:44 PM

@BShark

Lucas is a tough call.

It's better for Luke to sit.

But it's not as clear if that's best for the team.

Self's Strategy for Beating Duke • Nov 16, 2016 02:37 PM

@BeddieKU23

Most great battles involve great flaws on both sides that are overcome in the moment by can do individuals that exploit recognized opportunity.

This is why one must have enough talent, but talent is not enough.

You have to have can do individuals in positions where crucial opportunities occur at decisive moments.

Enough talent gets you there.

But only Can do does it.

This is why someone can become the greatest KU player at a position without making it in the pros. The pros require another, higher level of talent for the CAN do to come into play.

Self's Strategy for Beating Duke • Nov 16, 2016 01:16 PM

@BeddieKU23

COPY AND PASTE!!!

Self's Strategy for Beating Duke • Nov 16, 2016 01:12 PM

Oh, and I believe Frank Mason actually IS a hat rabbit!!!!

I believe inside the stove pipe hair are two long furry ears and Frank likes carrots!

Frank Mason has become one of KU's all-time point guards.

THE GUY CAN JUST FLAT OUT PLAY!!!!

Self's Strategy for Beating Duke • Nov 16, 2016 01:07 PM

I've got it!

He hypnotized the team and suggested they were playing in AFH, not the Apple.

He said: AMAZING THINGS HAPPEN IN THIS BUILDING!

Self's Strategy for Beating Duke • Nov 16, 2016 01:04 PM

@wissox

He must carry a whole bunch of pocket mirrors and hat rabbits everywhere he goes!!! But I still can't figure where he hides the smoke!

Self's Strategy for Beating Duke • Nov 16, 2016 12:42 PM

Shoot way worse than Dookies from Trey.

Let them have the referees.

Foul them more.

Get 3 or 4 of our guys fouled up

Play'em close to even in every other category, except offensive rebounding for the 16 minutes that Ukoka plays.

Landen should only play 16 minutes and just needs to get 1 reeb. Landen, let your line score flat line. You've got a sore foot!. You can do it!

Keep the defensive rebounding close...even if possible.

Get 4 more offensive reebs; that's really crucial. Big Doke can get +4 by himself.

This'll somehow get us way more FGAs.

Then let Frank score the last 5 possessions.

WE CAN'T LOSE!


Coach K got "Selfed!"

Now, not even the winningest coach in NCAA history with the refs on his side in his home time zone can figure out how Self did it!

Self's a genius!