Believe it or not, I have a funny Hitler story: On October 14,1980, Sec'y of State Edmund Muskie came to Ann Arbor to speak on the occasion of the 20th anniversary of then-candidate JFK's speech where he announced the plan to start the Peace Corps. Just as JFK did, Muskie spoke on the Student Union steps. A few members of a student organization called the Spartacist Youth League started shouting out slogans objecting to various US foreign policies ("1, 2, 3, 4 We don't want your Mideast war" -- this was during the Iran hostage crisis and after the failed rescue; and "Peace Corps is a CIA front"). Then they started trying to drown him out with questions about things not remotely related to the Peace Corps like "What about Greece?" (or some such place) and "What about Afghanistan?" which the Soviets had invaded.
The other thousands of us listening in the audience were really disgusted that about six nitwits were trying to ruin the event set up to celebrate the beginning of an idealistic volunteer organization. Finally, my friend yelled out, during an odd moment of silence, "Yeah! What about Hitler?" Everyone just cracked up at the apt satire.
The idiots yelled a few more times and then Muskie broke off his sppech and made a brilliant response, paraphrased here to the best of my memory: "You who are here raising your voices, why not raise your arms instead? Raise your arms up to help people who don't have the food you have, who don't have the water you have, who don't have the luxury you have of attending school, let alone college? Why not join the chorus of volunteers who have raised their voices to say 'Yes!' instead of 'No!'?" Audience went crazy. Idiots shut up.
So, when people bring up totally irrelevant crap, my personal shorthand is always "But what about Hitler?"
Maybe not so funny. But a really cool memory.
Wikipedia: "The Spartacist League is a Trotskyist political grouping. They are the United States section of the International Communist League (Fourth Internationalist), formerly the International Spartacist Tendency....
In the United States, the group is small but very vocal, and its activities within leftist-activist coalitions and wide-scale social justice protest movements usually focus on presenting a pole for regroupment and recruitment of subjective revolutionaries on the basis of an internationalist, Bolshevik-Leninist program. Among the American left the Spartacist League is considered particularly notorious for its defense of the North American Man/Boy Love Association and Roman Polanski, and defending North Korea from capitalist restoration."