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Just between you and me, Olivia Wilde did not make me an homme en flambé when she appeared at Allen Field House.

But just between you and me a second time, I watched Opie Taylor's "Rush" about the great '70s Formula 1 duel between James Hunt and Niki Lauda and Olivia Wilde not only turned me into an homme en flambé but she then pored methanol all over me and left me burning hotter than Lauda in his horrific, disfiguring accident that Lauda has so heroically risen above the rest of his admirable life.

Olivia Wilde--adidas and KU have a once in a generation opportunity here and seem not to recognize it.

Olivia Wilde has to be signed as a product endorser for adidas and a KU angle has to be developed with Olivia at Allen Field House before I die of virtual flame inhalation!

Olivia, like many great beauties, is just a person trying to earn food and a roof, like the rest of us. And like many good actresses, she can turn the beauty flame up and down like a bunson burner. In the field house, in the past, she was just being a date at a game. In Opie's "Rush," she turned the flame on full blast and Opie gave her the flattering angles. Maybe you had to have lived through the 70s and have known some English hotties of that era to appreciate how much of a fiery bull's eye her performance was. I did and it was.

So: I am sick of all of this inhibited Germanic, militaristic-gangstuh hybrid approach to pedaling sports apparel globally. We all know beautiful women make men buy shizz they don't need and buy their wives and kids things they don't need either. If Joan Rivers weren't cold and stiff this morning, she would palm her forehead and scream, "Grow up! No man ever thrust his hand up under a woman's diploma. Every woman knows what men want. Let's get on with it."

Sign Olivia, adidas.

Pay her whatever she wants.

And she'll want plenty.

Because every woman knows what men want.

Hire one of the top fashion designers that can make women look fabulous in any kind of material.

Put Olivia in 50 shades of properly designed crimson and blue camouflage lingerie--bra and panties--evening gowns--lounging attire.

Put her in a crimson and blue bustier in fish nets and stilettos and let her digitally walk on the backs of first the trainers, then the players, then the coaches, then the AD and then suddenly stop, jump down to the hard wood, and slip on a conservative KU blue robe and look sheepishly into the camera, as CBernie in trench coat looks on severely with arched eye brow at center court in a darkened field house, only to peel off her trench coat and reveal a KU basketball uniform and adidas treads and CBernie through digital fx jumping up and jamming over Olivia, who turns and shouts, "Way to go, Chancellor, way to go!"

Olivia, adidas, and KU can have the world wearing adidas crimson and blue treads in no time.

Go, Olivia, go!!!!!!!

William Self has things he likes the idea of doing on a basketball court, but then rarely does.

Self's recent comment about his current team having the least standing height since 2008, also carried within it a remark that he might compensate for this lack of standing height inside by posting some of his perimeter players. The inference was that these perimeter players might have some MUA in standing height that his bigs lacked. Posting up perimeter players falls into the category of things Self likes the idea of, but rarely does.

Other items in this category include:

a.) wanting to run more and then not running more;

b.) holding down turnovers, but then requiring constant entry passes to the blocks that trigger more turnovers because opponents anticipate the frequent entry pass attempts;

c.) stretching defenses with more 3-point shooting only to reduce 3-point shooting and go inside again and again;

d.) swapping 18 for 23 with redshirting so that a player can become an impact player, only to find that more often than not redshirted players come off the bench as 6th, 7th, and 8th men at age 23, or start as glue men, because of the talented freshman that Self signs each season;

e.) move a good trey-shooting 3 to the 4 to stretch a defense, only to try it once or twice and then never again;

f.) etcetera;

g.) etcetera; and

h.) etcetera.

Self once talked about posting up Mario Little, because Marcus Morris could credibly swing outside to the perimeter in such a circumstance. But it was tried and then not done again.

Just last season, Self mentioned posting Andrew Wiggins from the 3 inside and he did a few times, but mostly if he wanted Wiggins posting inside (which in fact he did less and less as the season wore on), he simply moved Andrew to the 4 and brought in someone at the 3.

Even Brannen Greene was moved to the 4 to stretch the defense two games, rather than posting a perimeter player outside to accomplish it, and then, after one or two games, it was never done again.

Two questions arise as this season inches closer.

First, will Self actually post perimeter players up this season, or is it just more cant?

Second, why does Self seem to indulge in this seeming cant?

I'll take a swing at the second question first, because doing so makes the second one easier to answer plausibly.

I suspect Self engages in all of this not seeming-cant, but actual-cant, for two reasons:

a.) it keeps some of his players from getting stale by giving them some new possible role to think about; and

b.) it gives opposing coaches something else to worry about and prepare for.

With the second question answered thusly, then the first question becomes rather easy, doesn't it?

The probability is: there will be very little posting up by KU perimeter players this season after a few early attempts at showing the possibility.

The only reason to suspect (hope?) otherwise would be if Wayne Selden's strength advantage over many 2s he would face makes taking them inside make sense, if Lucas and Michelson really don't pan out, and if KU really does have to play small in the paint. If KU were to have to play small inside, it would mean there would be no big loss to clearing our mini-bigs out and letting Wayne work inside.

But, but, but...

Self had mini-bigs in his own words in 2008 with DBlock and Shady and he had a 3 in Brandon Rush that would have been the ultimate post up type 3 and...

Self did not post Brandon up inside.

So: to build on some mongrel doggerel Monty Python once used in a sketch...

Immanuel Kant is little piss ant,

And posting up perimeter players

Is a bunch of Self cant.

:-)

1000th User • Sep 05, 2014 04:19 PM

@approxinfinity

I am for flushing the spammer identities on principle, also, but...

If the community wants to grow, it maybe wise to leave the spam IDs intact for now. The spam IDs are probably present in all the other KU basketball sites, and in all the other non KU basketball sites. So: in terms of keeping our community size being compared in terms of apples and apples with other sites, we need to keep the spam IDs to know where we stand.

Just a thought.

HISPN Public Service Announcement:

HISPN (Head Injury Sports Network--your leading portal for news on leading head injury sports) would like to announce a fund raiser for mikeville who suffers from an extremely rare disorder called Immaculate Syphillitic Football Syndrome (ISFS). The disorder wreaks havoc with the predictive function of the human brain in approximately one in ten million football fans. The syndrome is NOT an STD, but it emulates syphillitic delusions common to actual bacteriological syphillis caused by Treponema pallidiu. ISFS triggers its victims to uncontrollably misanalyse the chances of hopelessly inept football teams. In advanced cases of the disorder victims of ISFS predict undefeated, untied seasons for teams that will be lucky simply to field two eleven-man platoons capable of holding opponents under 7 touchdowns and of avoiding being held scoreless at least five games a season. All donations will be tax deductible. Checks should be made out to the mikeville batshizz crazy football prediction foundation.

(Note: All fiction. No malice. A man's gotta predict what a man's gotta predict.)

Welcome, Josh.

Next question: is there any truth to the rumor that Scott has been retained by Self to coach sideburns, goatees and pony tails?!

Throwing around ideas • Sep 03, 2014 05:13 AM

@DoubleDD

It is interesting to wonder if any fans of other schools and basketball programs have elected to start and frequent their own web sites. I don't know. I hope so. I suspect it was pretty rare to have some one like @approxinfinity and @bskeet with the digital skill, knowledge and love of the game to put this site up and keep it up and running for the reasons that they did. It is an interesting idea to reach out to other similar online communities, if there are any. I suspect some here have been out searching for the feeds, news and recruiting links, and statistical info that gets discussed here and will have some insight into whether other similar sites exist, or not. Thanks for making me wonder. Rock Chalk!!!

+1 HISPN Notification (Note: HISPN Is Your Leading Source for Football, Boxing and Soccer Sports News):

Weis JUCO strategy officially ends--seven true freshman to start.

JUCO players remaining to be designated "false freshman."

(Note: All fiction. No malice.)

Cornerback Kevin Short leaves KU football • Sep 02, 2014 08:39 PM

HISPN (Head Injury Sports Network) XCLUSIVE:

KU to try 9-man football.

Finished work on site • Sep 02, 2014 02:04 PM

@approxinfinity

U R AN ABSOLUTE DIGITAL MAN!!!!!

Diamond Stone Evidences Flaw • Sep 01, 2014 07:02 PM

Cuts KU.

Could his real name be Cubic Zirconia Stone? Or Moissanite Stone?

Consult your local gemologist.

(Note: Mostly fiction. All satire. No malice.)

Onward Aggies,

Onward Aggies,

Endure Miz-ur-eeee.

Split the TV,

Split the TV,

Split the TV Revenues too many ways.

Way too many,

Way too many,

Teams in the SEC,

Earn less money,

Earn less money,

Endure Miz-ur-eeee!!

Silver Lining Alert • Sep 01, 2014 06:45 PM

Origin: HISN (Head Injury Sports Network--your tertiary source for football, boxing and soccer news)

Dateline: Memorial Stadium, University of Kansas, LarryLand, Kansas, USA, Earth, Milk Way, Known Universe, Post Big Bang, Pre Big Collapse

Slug: KU-Null Set, Bye State-Null Set

KU head coach Charlie Weiss didn't send his Kansas Jayhawks down to defeat against Bye State's Fighting Nothings from Nowhere, USA. Weiss also did not reveal new Offensive Coordinator John Reagan's spread offense designed for the run without its recently injured running backs. KU was not out blocked and out tackled and out run. KU did not lose fan support, nor did it alter its ranking. Coach Weiss did not hold court with media about the non performance. Weiss did not issue any new head injury report. Cheerleaders did not cheer, nor report shin splints. Fans did not tailgate. Students did not sneak flasks into the non game. Every one that did not come to the stadium had a great time. Non Rock Chalk!

User Base Increasing Significantly? • Aug 31, 2014 11:55 PM

@ralster

We were about to have to report you AWOL. We can only cover for you so long. Report to duty on the double!!!!!

Kansas Point Guard Concerns • Aug 31, 2014 11:46 PM

Self sometimes likes to throw out misdirection in the media intermittently perhaps more for recruiting in the off season, than for opposing coaches. By talking about having to play small inside this season, he signals that Lucas and Michelson are stiffs. This would be exactly what bigs he is recruiting would like to hear.

But we know Michelson was not a stiff at UArk. And we hear Lucas has been showing decently overseas. And we know that any number of bigs sized up Lucas and Michelson and decided not to come to KU to try to start this season.

Thus, Self singing the short big blues this pre-season maybe a tune that will quickly disappear once the exhibition games happen and opposing coaches (and elite big man recruits) see that Lucas and Michelson are not shrinking violets, and Wild Bill is not reduced to small ball after all.

Talk small but play tall.

Sometimes I think Self studies Eisenhower before each season. Its like he has set up these two inflatable dummies in the north of England--one with Lucas' face on it, and one with Michelson's face on it--and says this is my decoy army of big man stiffs, while in the south of England, training as usual for an application of overwhelming force is what he calls his small big man army that is closed to public scrutiny behind a bunch of guard towers, barrage balloons and little man camouflage. But inside the barbed wire perimeter, Lucas and Michelson are training with the supposedly little man army and training to kick ass and take names later!!!

Headline Nausea by Jean Paul Sartrebate • Aug 31, 2014 04:29 PM

"I started my post in sarcasm, and ended with a eulogy."

Very memorable. And moving.

Svi's summer highlights • Aug 31, 2014 04:21 AM

@DoubleDD

So much depends on the KIND of scheme Self is envisioning for this year's team. Each year Self restrings the hi-lo bow in subtle ways that change what is required from a certain position. Some years he will tolerate a lot of TOs out of the PG, if he intends for the PG to be making most of the entry passes into the post, because he knows the defense will know this and make those entry passes very high risk at times. Other years, Self wants to spread the entry passing around to the PG and one or both wings. In that case, then TOs become tantamount to blaspheming in the front row on Easter Sunday. Sometimes he wants everyone stripping, other years not. He usually sets the standards so that they enable his players with the most consistent MUA to get-her done. Last year, once he decided Joel was the man, then the ball was going inside no matter what and he knew that he wanted Selden and Wiggins on the stripe as kick out threats, so that meant Tharpe was going to be the guy forcing the passes and Self was willing to live Tharpe's dubious defense to get that entry passing, even if Tharpe's concentration wavered intermittently. As a result, it became very tough for Mason to be Tharpe's backup, even though Tharpe sucked often enough to need a lot of backing up, because Mason just didnt grow up making entry passes and he just wasn't up to the challenge of learning against the toughest schedule in 15-20 years. That's why we saw so much Tharpe inspite of his problems. And that's why we saw Conner come on at the end, even though D1 defense turned him into a 32% triacetate. Conner could, if the pace were slowed, force the ball inside and make fewer TOs forcing it than Mason.

So back to this coming season and Svi.

Svi could show up at the 1, 2, or 3 in back up minutes. But whether he gets those backup minutes at any of those positions depends on what Self is wanting at those positions and whether or not at Svi's tender age he can deliver when the combat starts. I've watched some of this international ball, especially this shizz in the Canary Islands this past week with Consonants coaching a combination of pros and D1 guys. They aren't playing rough at all. It doesn't look like Svi's summer competition is playing very rough either. D1 ball, even with the new foul calling, especially the Big 12 version of it, gets brutal in mid January through to the end the minute they find a team, or a player that can be mauled without being able to fight back and still be effective on offense. At the 2, Self is going to be expecting Selden to be our go to guy and be very physical, when the other team brings out the brass knuckles. Backing Selden up is going to take someone that can take smash mouth. Svi does not seem that type...yet, so backing up Selden and keeping the team dynamic within the likely very physical standards Selden is likely to set (and attract), may not be where Svi can get-her done this year.

Next the 3--Oubre is the OAD, and though long, he is pretty strong and you can bet Self is going to ask him to play physical. But OADs never have foundations as high their ceilings and so someone is going to get 15-20 minutes backing Oubre up. Greene looks like he has a line on this position, but the 3 slot could easily get too physical for Greene to handle full time during conference season. Greene is feisty, but there is a difference between feisty and playing smash mouth 3 game in and game out, which the Big 12 coaches like to do if you go slight at the 3. Self has gone slight at the 3 with Brady Morningstar, but its clear that he didn't like doing it and quit when ever he got a meatier player that could get-her done (which alas, he often could not get). So: Self is going to be very tempted to split the backup 3 between Greene and a swinging Perry Ellis. Ellis is going to have to help out with the smash mouth, even though Perry is a weak smash mouth player at the 4. Thus if the 3 is strung physically, as it likely will be, Greene will probably have first dibs on the few games where the opponent plays a finesse 3. So Svi's only chance at the 3 seems to be if Greene can't shed the wild hair from his coat and learn to play an old man's game and wield his trey gun more accurately than last year. And even then, Svi will only be getting a few backup minutes against some infrequent finesse 3s.

Which brings us to the PG and the key question: just what the hell does Self want out of a PG this season? If he wants a penetrator half court plus a bunch of run outs in transition, then Mason seems to be the obvious choice. But neither Conner, nor Svi, seem particularly suited to sustain that sort of dynamic in relief. Here the question is: can a freshman like Graham add an afterburner without producing a bunch of scorched pop tarts? If past were prologue, the answer would be no. This is a scheming problem for Self, because Mason may be his best PG, but Mason starting may not enable a desirable substitution dynamic. Self likes to sustain team dynamics with substitutions rather than completely kill what the team was trying to do before the substitution. He likes for the substitutes not only to guard and not screw up (minimum ante), but also to give the team a bit of a goose in the direction it was already headed, if possible, and possibly toss the rock in the hole from trifectaville once or twice. Again, I don't see Conner, or Svi, or Graham, being able to come in and light the candle after Mason, because Mason is blindingly fast already. So: what is an Okie Baller without a rim protector to do?

Me thinks starting one of the slower PGs and then chasing with Mason is how this thing will play out after a false start of leading a few games with Mason and then watching the works bog down with the slower guards rotating in.

When you play with short bigs, you have no choice but to make you bigs move and move all the time. When you play with short bigs, even if they are strong like some of ours will be, and able to stay on spots, you can't hope for them to be effective staying on those spots. In essence, Self faces a similar problem he faced with Kevin and Withey, who were tall, but too skinny to stay on spots. Now he has guys strong enough to stay on spots, but not tall enough to do much when they are on those spots. With Kevin and Withey, Self and Joe Dooley solved the problem by resorting to a sliding-off-the-spots-offense that was truly one of the weirdest, most wonderful offenses ever run. I suspect Self is going to have to resort to that same offense with his strong, short, but highly mobile big men this season. Take the spot, then slide off it and take the feed on the way off the spot. It was a high risk entry pass offense, but The Prophet, so intensely criticized by so many, ran it brilliantly even on only one good leg. As Self said, EJ was great at passing forward. And at hitting moving targets coming off spots in all directions. So: who might do this sort of passing best this season? Well, Conner, Davonte and Svi seem to be the leading candidates. But this sort of passing favors the taller point guard, who has to be able to throw it over the top of their own moving defenders to hit hi-lo's coming off spots to get away from their taller defenders. This biases things toward Davonte and Svi. If one starts either, on can then rotate the other in and keep the sliding of the spots action going. And if the sliding off the spots action is not going well, then you either bring Mason to light the candle on the offense, or you bring Conner to stretch the offense with trey shooting. This scenario means that all of these guards could see time situationally. And it also means that the team would be strung in a way that would favor Svi, if Svi were to be as good as he is reputed to be and were to develop rapidly.

This is all a lot of ifs.

As HEM will rightly say, Self cuts it to seven, or eight. You can't really play all of these guards under normal circumstances of Bill Self being Bill Self.

My only defense is: these may not be normal circumstances. :-)

So: HEM is probably right and Svi's time will come next season, but I just have a hunch this kid is pretty good and Self has the hots for him. That often translates to more PT than how the team looks on paper might otherwise justify.

Svi's summer highlights • Aug 31, 2014 03:01 AM

@HighEliteMajor

Well, I'm down with that. You've been on this and thinking clearly as usual. I haven't thought about it as much. But when I looked at the feed and added up that he had been playing with some decent guys this summer, I saw someone who could be very tough to keep off a floor as time passes this season, and Conner and Frank go through ups and downs and getting hand cuffed occasionally by longer guards, and Greene goes through his ups and downs and shooting slumps. Self is going to be very tempted when he looks down the bench at Swy/Svi. 6 feet six, or eight inches of length defending the trey stripe instead of 5-11 and 6-0 is going to tempt the old 2 guard in Self. But you are probably right.

Shame on whoever named it. It should be a "running trail" with Mills' name on it!

Kansas Point Guard Concerns • Aug 30, 2014 03:03 PM

With Self, a problem is just a solution about to happen.

He is nothing if not doggedly determined to fix the solvable. There are just a very few things that are still eluding him and he is working on them!

As with anyone, the stickiest problems are the one' he hasn't yet recognized. But who that has seen the video of him prowling the practice court barking corrections and praise doubts the man is always tracking 360 like spinning radar in search of the next bogey? Go, Bill, go!

Kansas Point Guard Concerns • Aug 30, 2014 02:56 PM

@HighEliteMajor

Uber props!

Headline Nausea by Jean Paul Sartrebate • Aug 30, 2014 07:22 AM

Basketball bad faith is consciously facing the existential experience of being regularly nauseated by ESPN basketball headlines on its web site. It is knowing there is nothing one can do about it, except not look, and at the same knowing one must look, as one must look at an accident involving a drunk driver and a bicyclist. It is becoming an existential rebel against the headlines by starting to smoke bad European cigarettes and drinking espresso from ceramic shot cups with handles barely wide enough to slip a pipe cleaner through. It is Photo Shopping some Jean Luc Godard film stills and overlaying ghost images of Camus on them, while reading Jean Baudrillard's road trip into The Void he called "America" hoping to wipe out existentialism once and for all with his own private simulacrum south of Idaho, west of Vegas and east of Eden, only find out that existentialism is harder to kill than crab grass and ultimately that post modernism and post post modernism are no more effective as epistemic herbicides of existentialism than round up is at killing crab grass.

Imagine me wall eyed in a bad suit, with an asymmetric part and owl rimmed glasses caught in a Dick Avedon close up with each of my millions of deep black pores oozing existential angst reading the following.

"7-1 Reed commits to Auburn"

Saaaaay whaaaaat?

Bruce “Toxic" Pearl gets a footer, but Big Man U coached by someone that has not been ordered to leave the game has to make do with a bunch of 6-7 jumping jacks!

Or this: Tom "I've Got the Personality of a Caulking Compound Salesman" Crean signs a true power forward at Indiana, while KU has an unused scholarship!

Or this: Minnesota, which denies admission to Gaston Diedhiou from the flipping Canary Islands for not getting a good enough score on his entrance exam, has an experienced footer and an experienced 6-10er returning, when KU can't return anyone experienced over 6-8 without calling them 6-9. We're not talking Rick Pitino recruiting for Monsanto Land’s Ice Gophers. We're talking Richard Pitino--Rick's frickin' kid!

Or this: Michigan's Bellein nominated for sportsmanship! Are you kidding me? A coach that starts that right offensive tackle at center who has to be the only guy that ever actually deserved a stiff screen is considered a good sportsman? If Bellein is a good sportsman then Self is Mother Teresa after a visit to the Hair Club for Men!!!

Or how about this one-two punch of gag me with a camping spoon with a fork on the other end! Celtic Jeff Green gifts G-Town $1M and Ewing comes out of his ligamentis mausoleum and gifts G-Town $3M the same day! What is this? Are John Thompson's 1.0 and 2.0 shaking down their own players now? Do college basketball players now not only have to play for flipping free, but also PAY the flipping university for the privilege of playing for it for free!!!!!!!!!?

Or this headline which almost caused me to infarct in my Aeron: Bruce "Toxic" Pearl not only landed the footer mentioned above, but the same day he lands top recruit Spenser!! What is the deal here, Bruce? Did someone just open an Auburn branch of the President's Plunge Protection Team and you, Mr. Go Away and Don't Coach Until People Forget What You Did at Knoxville, have unlimited, untraceable Hamiltons, or what?

And get this: things are soooooo bad in college basketball now that a Judge has been asked to reject and NCAA Head Injury Deal, like a judge should even have to be asked to reject such a deal!

Oh, but as in all long dark existential nights, things go from dark to totally pitch black too. How does this headline grab you? "Colleges tapping into beer sales for cash flow."

Where is my flipping old black Borsalino Beret? The one I wear like a yarmulka full of yeast--without a jaunty green beret style tug to one side--the one I wear and look mug shot style into my Dick Avedon close up and show all of my pores and black heads in one black and white shot against some paint peeling off a bad cafe in Paris.

It is not just the obvious market biases of the Essentially Perpetually Stupid Network. Now basketball itself is beginning to imitate the dumbness of ESPN, of the iMirror that covers it. It is like The Sea and the Mirror have become sports coverage and sports.

Help me, help me, help me, I think I am going insane!!!!

(Note: All satire sans malice.)

Svi's summer highlights • Aug 30, 2014 03:45 AM

@Statmachine

I notice his first name is spelled Swy, not Svi.

Have we all been getting it wrong?

Watch Yo Back OU........ • Aug 30, 2014 03:42 AM

Has anyone considered just cutting a deal with KSU football to become KSU-KU football? :-)

The Wildhawks.

I know. Its sacrilege. But after Gill and Cholly, why not?

@approxinfinity

Not at all. I was just wondering if it would be worthwhile to create a graphics thread comparable to the quotes thread, where folks knew where to put things and where to go skim the thread for additions. Just a thought.

User Base Increasing Significantly? • Aug 30, 2014 03:37 AM

@approxinfinity

Are the bogus accounts automated attacks, or something else? Or is it impossible to tell? Just curious.

@approxinfinity

If we occasionally get graphically inspired, is there a gallery link where we can post JPEG files? Or would posting JPEGs quickly overload the site?!KU Living Myth.jpg ↗

User Base Increasing Significantly? • Aug 29, 2014 11:56 PM

For a long time we seemed to be plateaued at about 300-310 board rats. Now I notice the census is a bit over 400. Are we attracting some new folks, or has the recent update of the site simply counted who we already had more accurately?

If we are attracting new blood, then welcome to the hundred or so added Hawk-isti the last month or so.

Rock Chalk!

@approxinfinity

Thanks. Anytime.

Svi's summer highlights • Aug 29, 2014 06:24 PM

Svi seems likely to be a 20 minute man, if he can guard D1 and handle the violence.

You can't coach height, especially at guard. :-)

Svi's summer highlights • Aug 29, 2014 06:22 PM

@drgnslayr

Fakes on the X-Axis against supersize.

It is such a pleasure to read someone that can see to the heart of the game and say it clearly.

Rock Chalk!

@drgnslayr and @HighEliteMajor

This has been a stellar thread recognizing the need for self-criticism of The Legacy and of what kinds of valuable seed crops it yields. Thanks to both of you for brightening my day today, and on many others previously.

You have in combination provoked this one seed in me.

Wooden didn't win many titles and he won no rings his first 10-15 years at UCLA when the PAC 8 had more than its share of fine coaches.

Then when most of those coaches stepped aside, Wooden came into his own and won both a bunch of titles and a bunch of rings.

About half way into Wooden's run, Ralph Miller and a coach at USC began to give him fits, but still he prevailed and kept winning titles and rings.

What does this case study of only one "n" suggest?

It suggests that when a coach is young, it is good for him to be exposed to some top opposing coaches to force his development.

It also suggests that once he reaches a certain stage of development, he doesn't need to meet great coaches and teams during conference play to beat great coaches and great teams in post season play.

And finally, it suggests that once a coach gets on a roll during a period of weak coaches and teams in his conference, he probably benefits some from having to face some top coaches and teams again later on so that he does not grow stale in his development.

Self's early years at KU there were some pretty serious opposing coaches and good teams in the Big 12. Sampson's OU teams and Barnes UT teams and Knight's TTech teams and so on. The middle third saw Self dueling guys like Billy and then Turg at A&M, and Mike Anderson at MU, where he had the experience advantage. During the first two thirds, the Big 12 had Durant, the big guy at OU, the great A&M guard, and so on. I think talent was good both first and second thirds, but the coaching level dropped off the second third. The last third we have seen an influx of coaches that are a good challenge for Self in Kruger and Hoiberg, and even Travis Ford, but the talent level has fallen way off.

So: I think Self after the first few seasons of being seriously challenged by opposing coaches, has been able to out coach a lot of lesser talents and not been so challenged of late. Circumstances of recruiting have created the challenges Self has had to master. Opposing coaches until Kruger and Hoiberg have not challenged him and made him grow as much as might have been ideal.

But when you look around the country and look at the particular top coaches, Self really only has a few of guys that can give him fits when Self has the better talent: Izzo and Coach K. Probably Pitino could outmaneuver him, but there haven't been enough encounters to say. Hoiberg, as many headaches as he has caused, has not really been able to beat Self when Self's teams were healthy. I figured Huggins would hurt Self, but Self has outmaneuvered Hugs most times.

My first point here is this: I believe the Big 12 has been a pretty tough bunch based on its non conference regular season performance over the last decade. But it has more ups and downs in talent than the conferences located in the high population areas (EST conferences). But the up and down talent has prevented it from performing consistently well in post season, where talent has to be at a high level across a team for it to do well. And the more the OAD phenomenon becomes the norm, the tougher this becomes on a low population conference subject to more volatile swings in talent level. The quick departure of OADs compounds Big 12 talent swings due to small population base.

My second point is: you don't have to be from a consistently powerful basketball conference to win big and go deep in the NCAA, if you are an experienced coach at the top of his form that early on learned from competing against good quality coaches. Wooden dominated. Self has dominated. Rupp dominated against admitted chumps. Calipari comes from a basketball conference-the SEC--that is very up and down, and pretty down the last few years, and Cal is dominating his conference and going deep more often than not in the NCAA tourney.

My third and final point is this: Self is just entering the gravy years of his head coaching career. These are the years when he is flat out going to be more knowledgeable than most of the opposing coaches he will face in the tournament. As terrific as he has been so far, his best years should be ahead of him. The next five to eight years are his time, if he does not burn out, or decide that he has enough money and just wants to coast till Tyler is out of school. He doesn't seem that kind of guy. He seems hungry to me. He seems through the midlife ringer. He seems a guy that knows its now or never. Great coaches at this time of life often do amazing things. Self could be one of them.

Rock Chalk!

Kansas Point Guard Concerns • Aug 29, 2014 05:26 PM

Myron appears to have KU issues.

Myron appears to misunderstand KU frequently.

Myron's apparent misunderstanding of KU does not seem an entirely random walk through the valley of analytic error.

Myron's error factor seems to scatter as a cloud with some autocorrelation.

Myron, do the right thing.

Myron, regress validly on KU.

Myron, set your basketball betas in order.

Myron, get parametrically sound.

Myron, Rock Chalk!

:-)

Early team musings from Bill Self. • Aug 26, 2014 10:46 PM

What if Ray Kasongo were intercepted at the airport by KU coaches and were to surface in Lawrence in a day or two? :-)

Early team musings from Bill Self. • Aug 26, 2014 03:02 AM

Lucas is 6-10; this sounds like Self is not counting on his standing height.

So: TRANSPOSED from KU units to English units, we are looking at a front line something like...

Ellis, 6-7
Traylor, 6-6
Alexander, 6-7
Greene, 6-7

Gulp!

Self may be bringing Svi in to play some 4!!!!

What I am really jazzed about, though, is that this could be Self's chance to dip into John Wooden's bag of tricks; this could become Self's great short team!

Self set the precedent for borrowing from Wooden with Self's superb Tulsa team that went deep.

But he is going to have to do some different things on both ends.

If anyone can fit these pieces together, it is Bill Self.

I'm amped for tip off!!!!!

AGAIN!!!!

Let the Lovefest Begin! • Aug 25, 2014 06:18 AM

Wigs needs a new agent.

He starts out in Ontario.

He moves to Kansas.

He suits up a time or two in Cleveland.

Now he has to buy a thermal jock and play for the Twin Cities.

This kid deserves a better itinerary than what he has had so far.

KU was okay because it is going to Basketball Tibet for enlightenment.

But Ontario, Cleveland and Minneapolis?

Cut the kid some slack, basketball god, would you please?

Surely some super rich oligarch can tell Commissioner Nosferatu that our Andrew deserves to play for a franchise in Hawaii at long last.

Someone get Andrew to a place where the winters let him do his drive through banking in a convertible.

I wrote a long take and then withdrew it, because I decided it was wrong to rain on football, when so many here still love it. Let me just leave a short form. The brain scanning research I recall coming out the last ten years indicates that one cannot play the game without traumatizing the brain frequently and in accumulating increments. It seems wrong to me for society to enable and encourage young men to play such a game, so I oppose its play, even though I once played and enjoyed it very much.

Wiggins trade becomes official • Aug 25, 2014 04:59 AM

@globaljaybird

Copy and paste.

And Riley agrees with us.

Mario is part of the future of the Heat.

Not Lebron.

And not that knuckle headed young guard everyone was wet dreaming on last season.

Riles is doing what he always does. He is putting the pros out there that can get it done, while he tries to add the pieces they will need.

What would we all be thinking of Self right now if he had won his one ring, but had never won a single title during his tenure? What if instead of winning 30 games a season recently and 82% of his games, he had been winning 22-25 games per season and 72% of his games albeit with one ring? Would we think he was just as a good of a coach with one ring and no titles and 72% W&L statement, as we do with one ring, ten titles and 82%? Wouldn't we be talking about KU needing to find another coach? Wouldn't we be saying his one ring was a fluke? Wouldn't the national media-gaming complex have completely forgotten Self as one of the important coaches to watch?

I am not trying to say that Self can be considered one of the all time greats without being fitted for a few more rings. But I am trying to say that the greatness of a coach has several variables and surely overall winning percentage and conference titles factor in significantly to the assessment.

Rock Chalk!

So: a couple thoughts on Svi.

  1. He must really be 6-6 and 180, when transposed from KU units of measure into English units of measure.

  2. I wonder if Svi has been delaying coming to USA, because he has been waiting to see what is going to happen to Ukraine? When he first announced he was coming, things were suddenly very bad there. When he decided to stick around and play in some of these tourneys, it seemed things had calmed a bit and Putin and Kerry were trying some diplomacy. But the last two weeks things seem to have deteriorated rapidly there and increasingly it appears that US policy to back the bold aggressiveness of the Kiev regime toward the Russian portion of the Ukrainian population, while insisting the EU fall in with this US policy, leaves Putin little choice but to threaten the EU's fall and winter energy supply. Such a counter move by Putin will likely raise events to the flash point. Perhaps Svi and his family face some very uncertain and difficult choices in the midst of this bloody gambit by both sides for advantageous control of the Eurasian center point by trying to unsnag Ukraine and thus the Black Sea away from Putin before Putin can complete the south stream gas pipeline being laid across the Black Sea to feed southern Europe a cheap gas supply free of USA/UK control.

I hate it when basketball gets ensnared in international relations.

Message of the Day Quotes Part III • Aug 23, 2014 04:11 PM

Why do lone gunmen only successfully assassinate leaders redistributing wealth downward?

--jaybate 1.0

Message of the Day Quotes Part III • Aug 23, 2014 04:04 PM

Fracking def. extracting gas from coal by polluting aquifers.

--jaybate 1.0

Message of the Day Quotes Part III • Aug 23, 2014 03:57 PM

There is nothing ailing America that some fairness couldn't cure.

--jaybate 1.0

Message of the Day Quotes Part III • Aug 23, 2014 03:53 PM

KU football is a religion. Fans believe it can be saved, despite all proof to the contrary.

--jaybate

Message of the Day Quotes Part III • Aug 23, 2014 03:48 PM

American politics lack broadly distributed corruption.

--jaybate 1.0

Message of the Day Quotes Part III • Aug 23, 2014 03:43 PM

Football was created to rid society of the threat of large, aggressive and intelligent males.

--jaybate 1.0

Message of the Day Quotes Part III • Aug 23, 2014 03:39 PM

You can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can fool all of the KU football fans all of the time.

Message of the Day Quotes Part III • Aug 23, 2014 03:37 PM

Football is a expensive, ritualized way to give college students brain damage.

--jaybate 1.0

Has it occurred to anyone else that an unpaid citizen volunteer using a random number generator to make head coaching decisions would probably have produced more wins than Coach Weiss? This statistical probability should be kept in mind by Sheahon Zenger before contracting to pay the next head coach many millions of dollars per year for five seasons.

The policy of global private oligarchy--the owners of the private central bank system--has reputedly been since WWII to migrate producer markets first to regional producer oligopolies of 3 to 6 players and then to global producer oligopolies. Interest rate and money supply policy are used to favor allies in markets and surprise opponents in markets into dime on the dollar sellouts. Untraceable bailouts save allies that get sideways from unforeseen consequences. Untraceable bailouts also finance the dime on the dollar buy outs of failed opponents. Repeated equity and debt expansion booms and equity and debt contraction busts slowly, inexorably impose the producer oligopoly regime on producer markets. Producer oligopoly is preferred for stability in price and supply fixing and ownership control and wealth concentration. Monopoly and duopoly are grown to 3 -12 players, so that divide and conquer can be applied on non compliants.

Petro ShoeCos have been a Nike monopoly in USA and an Adidas dominated but ultimately disordered global market. Petroshoecos are being managed into a global producer oligopoly of 3-12 player regime by the private oligarchy's central bank system.

This story apparently means UA aims to be one of a big three, because it understands the game and probably has the blessing of the private oligarchy and it's central banking system to proceed. We should see one or two more emerge over time. Any Ayer that resists the formation of the new system system will be crushed and taken over in due time.

KU Football = D.O.A.